What's the point of a huge healthcare network app if my doctor doesn't answer messages and in-network procedures can't bill through it?

Oh no, my fruity crisps!

finally, I wasn't sure the past 20 years whether I wanted to join up but now I'm ready

worf says death to the opposition

baseball is back

The thing about the supernatural is if it were real, it would just be regular natural.

Why do I get the feeling the upcoming animated family film "Animal Farm" might not be particularly faithful as an adaptation

Running this one back, since it’s almost time for #MarchMadness 🏀😂

remember to set your clocks tonight. time begins at 2 am

cropped, this chart becomes amazing

When your wife orders queso diablo because she's "a sleepy bitch"

HE NEVER MISSES

A photo of an ice cream machine with a sign reading, "Anything is possible with ice cream." Beneath that is a hand lettered sign reading, "No ice cream".

2026 basically

‘Maybe Hot Dog Will Make Wife Feel Better,’ Thinks Husband No Closer To Fixing Things

‘Maybe Hot Dog Will Make Wife Feel Better,’ Thinks Husband No Closer To Fixing Things theonion.com/maybe-hot-dog-will-make-...

AYN RAND: it is Rational and in fact Noble to care only for one's self because who knows if anyone else is even Real with an inner life like you, plus you're the Main Guy so your happiness is like the whole world is happy
NARCISSISTIC SOCIOPATHS: wow what an interesting and totally New belief system

Personal cell phones have been popular for 20 years, why am I still getting spam calls all day every day!

the virginia flag should have both tits out. and the dude she's stepping on should have tits too. ive had a few dad sodas

Yeah fast cars just like jfk was talking about

“Mr. Beast Salesforce ad” - they’re calling it the least appealing phrase ever assembled in any language. They finally did it

meme. two screenshot's from svedka's new bot ad. 1. "DRINK SVEDKA" showing the bot ingesting some sort of red cocktail 2. "ENJOY DEATH'S SWEET RELEASE" showing the bot malfunctioning with sparks coming out of its neck and the red liquid pouring from its throat like blood

Why Super Bowl beer ads have gone to shit: www.fingers.email/p/why-super-...

What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss? Anton Chigurh here for FanDuel,

Every Super Bowl ad is for the door in the forest. It’s annoying. “You must walk through the door.” Yeah thanks, I know that already. I dream of the door every night

We secretly replaced both teams offensive lines with six randomly selected third graders. Let's see if they notice

Witherspoon is a beast

I hear there are some lovely people there

They got real guys running around on tv for this online gambling event

Betting ad count since 630 start time is up to 2

Rooting for RVA / chesterfield native Morgan Moses specifically let's goo

@nicklutsko.bsky.social sounding good looking good!

I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what

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