I still can't believe Trump had to be taken out of the situation room and the Nuclear football hidden from him yesterday and it NOT THE FUCKING HEADLINE EVERYWHERE. We are doomed.

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God damn Fedophiles

“FUCK ICE” >> “thank you Vince”

Fuck WWE, that company has been a tumor on wrestling for over 40 years. But if all you know about wrestling is based on 40 year old stereotypes maybe keep your mouth shut about an artform you know fuck all about. Sportsball people are the biggest cry babies in fandom.

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The one true god

AEW not finding anything and his ex speaking up in his defense saying "yeah that's not how it went down" will never be enough for some people

The world heals itself a little bit everytime some creep like that get his teeth rocked.

Me, my brother, and my redneck step dad saw the Powerpuff Girls Movie in the theater. That show was awesome.

Its almost like they need a union or something.

Crypt Keeper front and center of TALES FROM THE CRYPT art announcing streaming debut on Shudder

It's a Halfway to Halloween miracle, boils and ghouls.

Shudder has announced that TALES FROM THE CRYPT will make its screaming debut next month!

The first season debuts on May 1, with additional seasons rolling out weekly every Friday through June 12.

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The hand waving, "politics stress me out" people are a big part of why we're in this mess.

I'd go with Cornsweat

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I wanna see Lazlow do other stuff to Superman

Sadly, at this point I'd take them over the people who are about to own DC.

Thats god damn beautiful.

Fuck that.

I've really tried to be less of a reddit athiest the last 5 years, I really have. But it's not the secular people who have us on the brink of a nuclear holy war. Am I supposed to be respectful to people who thinks it's cool to end my daughter's future so they can gamble on some fairy tale prophecy?

The fact that someone with the power to do so threatened to bring down the Vatican and i am unhappy about this is just, one of the crazier things in recent history

Absolute Wonder Woman issue 2 Variant cover

Late to the party, but I finally got to the first volume of Absolute Wonder Woman. Fucking amazing. Probably my favorite thing I've read from DC since Court of Owls. One of the coolest revamps of an iconic character I've seen. Its Metal AF but still has the inherent goodness of Diana. #DC #Comics

The comic book ‘Supergirl, Woman of Tomorrow’ by Tom King, Bilquis Evely, and Matheus Lopes.

Reminder that your local library almost certainly has comic books and you can borrow very good ones like this for free 🥰

I had fun with it.

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My Godzilla tattoo.

Id be happy with just an official release of Return. It was one of the movies we had on VHS when i was a kid with the bambi short, watched it constantly as a kid.

Fuck ya. I need a 4k Boxset @criterion.bsky.social