Some weirdo in my house is eating eggs in odd numbers.....

I'm not sure I remember any arguments..... maybe I was drunk....

I was in a huge philosophy twitter list (not sure if it was yours or not). Happy to be added.

Stumbled upon a Facebook group "Preppers" discussing their plans if there's a nuclear war.

my plan: stand outside with a beer, wait for the flash, and then jump and try to make a funny silhouette on the wall of my house.

Happy St Patrick's Day....the day when the entire Western world pretends it Irish.... except the Scots.... they're still Scottish.

Suppose we can't, but there can be other reasons for bombing. In this instance to assist the rebels and hasten regime change.

Because when I eat a duck called Trevor I rename him Confit de Trévoreaux, which sounds much more expensive and impresses my guests. Not to mention, saying "we're having Trevor with plum sauce" just sounds weird.

Bias is a funny thing. You don't think you suffer it until someone you hate makes a great point or says something very funny.

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Considering switching careers to something: (1) less reliant on living the zombie life by staring at screens most of the working day, (2) that's not so vulnerable to being replaced by AI within 5-10 years tops, (3) preferably in the music industry.

A Polish surname living in the US.....irony is lost on this guy....

Sometimes I put my headset on even when I have no meeting so I can pretend I'm a pilot like I wanted to be 30 years ago ....

I'm only one person, others enjoyed it. To me it's just another in a long line of tedious films in the last 5/6 years that's ushering in the end of cinema.

Wuthering Heights....what a load of old pish.

2/5.

I reply and ask the sender to write to me in their own words. The more patronising you can make it the better.

It sounds like my neighbours are listening to Iron Maiden this morning.

Sure, it's coming from my speakers, but still.

Trying to be more positive....

"They should've did more shooting. Our guys did a lot of shooting. We shooted a lot. We're the best shooters. Maybe if they did more shooting they'd still be alive. Oh, I'm writing a book about shooting..."

If Trump was European, he'd be saying more American soldiers died in Afghanistan because they just weren't as good.

The USA is not our ally. Stop pretending it is, and treat it accordingly.

PAH!! Third years!! They know everything by that stage!! Who needs feedback?

They're bringing back Clippy over at Twitter....

The world is bad, but here's a poem about the power of poetry to put things right.....

Toilets for other academics versus toilets for philosophers.....

"We will of course be pursuing this directly with the US administration."

Use small words. Bring crayons.

For the love of all that is good and holy: stop obsessing over the news, folks. The doom-mongering is no accident. It's quite deliberately designed to keep you anxious, because fear keeps you plugged into it. Keep informed, sure, but keep it limited. You'll thank me later.

Trump to Iranians: "help is on the way."

Inside my head.....

Setting up a new password.....

Just for a laugh, Denmark should sell Greenland to China.

So far three grown ass men have burst into tears on The Traitors. Dry up, for dear sake. #TheTraitors