Cutting onions be giving you the anguish of an Ilya Repin painting

a splash page that shows some sort of underground cave. there's various dated pieces of technology, a ladder up to some kind of catwalk, and an indent with two fireman poles.

Chapter 3, pg 83 and 84 #AMELBURY

HILDA THE 13TH - 2026.04.16

Finally my friend horse is going to be strong enough to defeat semi-perfect cell

over a teal background, the character June Egbert from hit webcomic, Homestuck, is sitting atop a smashed cake. She is sucking the cake off of her right hand while her left is propping up the Vrillyhoo hammer. The hammer, like her rump, is covered in white cake. June is wearing a turquoise suit. There is also a yellow "3" candle on the remaining portion of the cake that she is sitting on, with two other candles near her hands. You can see that the numbers in order are 413, the same date as June Egbert's birthday. She is also incidentally signing both the numbers "4" and "1" with the corresponding number. The 3 candle has a big blue winding trail going across the composition.

4/13 #Homestuck

Sneakers O'Toole but it's The Smurfs (NES)

#chiptune #nes #8bit

1) COLE: SHAME WE CAN'T KEEP PORTIA AROUND...I THINK SHE'D GET ALONG WELL IN OUR CIRCLE... HILDA: IT'S JUST A TEMPORARY PRECAUTION WHILE THE DUST SETTLES...IF SHE WAS ABLE TO TRACK US DOWN, THERE COULD BE OTHERS... 2) GWEN: I WANNA PLAY AROUND WITH HER SOME MORE! I COULD DREAM UP ALL SORTS OF WAYS TO PUT HER TO GOOD USE... SHE'D BE PUTTY IN MY PAWS IF I HAD A FEW HOURS WITH HER! HEE HEE HEE HEE!!! 3) COLE: OKAY, NEW RULE. IF WE DO MEET PORTIA AGAIN, WE NEVER LEAVE HER ALONE WITH GWEN. HILDA: AGREED. GWEN: *KILLJOYS!!!*

HILDA THE 13TH - 2026.04.11

four panel Amelbury comic page 1) a low angle shot from atop Oriana's desk. She's tucking her glasses into her pocket while a banana is visible from her desk. 2-3) A quick flick of her finger, and it is revealed the banana was actually fake and concealing a button. She pushes the button dramatically 4) with a WwRrrrrRRRrrr, the white boards in the lecture hall begin to rise mechanically up.

two panel Amelbury comic page 1) the wrring continues as the wall slowly slides up. behind it seems to be some kind of poles. 2) finally the wall stops sliding up. It stops with a metallic KLUNK.

Chapter 3, pg 81 and 82 #AMELBURY

HILDA THE 13TH - 2026.04.08

Are you /s or /j?

1) GWEN: OK, YOU MIND TELLING ME WHY YOU BUSTED INTO MY PLACE? HILDA: GEE, I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT OUR *VERY SECRET SOCIETY* ON THE INTERNET! 2) G: WAIT, IS THAT WHAT THIS IS ABOUT?! HILDA, NOBODY ACTUALLY TAKES MY STORIES AT FACE VALUE! MY VIEWERS ALL JUST TREAT IT LIKE I'M PLAYING A CHARACTER! NONE OF IT'S REAL TO THEM!!! 3) PORTIA: IT'S REAL TO ME! 4) G: ...AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN TRY TO *DENY IT?!* H: *YOU TRY THINKIN' STRAIGHT AFTER NEARLY FALLING OFF A TEN-STORY BUILDING, OK?!?!*

HILDA THE 13TH - 2026.04.07

A black and white comic featuring Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash. Panel 1: RD is holding up a volume of Dragonball Z. RD: So the thing about Goku is he's really strong. Seriously, name a strong pony - I'll tell you if he could take 'em. F: ok, uh. Panel 2: Rainbow Dash looks smug. F: Princess Luna. RD: Please! The moon blows up in like every episode. Easy win. Next. Panel 3: Fluttershy looks surprised and is raising her hooves to her mouth. F: Princess Celestia? RD: Hm... they never blow up the sun, but if anyone could it'd be Goku. Next. F: Oh my. Panel 4: RD looks annoyed. Fluttershy looks like she's just thought of something. F: ...Oh! Applejack? RD: c'mon now. F: Then uh... Panel 5: RD looks shocked. F: You? RD: Me?! I mean that's-- I-- Panel 6: Rainbow Dash stares at her hooves. The background shows two drawings by RD of her hanging out with Goku and a fanfic she has written about training with him. Panel 7: RD turns away from a confused Fluttershy. RD: I need to think

book club [2023]

Very nice of him to provide so many options when we'll still probably end up watching one of the Kings of Yore movies again.

sketch of Ormer Uoma struggling to carry a comically large stack of dvds, vhs tapes, and blue rays. He is also balancing a bowl of popcorn and an energy drink along with it. He's saying to someone presumably offscreen, "I couldn't decide which movie so I just grabbed 31 different options for you to choose from!"

My child, Ormer during movie night #AMELBURY

two panel page p1) A shot from above looking down at Ormer and Ann walking up the stairs of the lecture hall away from Professor Oriana Tang. She is at the bottom with her finger in the air. Oriana: "Remember to close the door behind you! And be careful you two!" p2) angle change to show from behind Oriana. her finger is still in the air and the two heroes are in the distance above her. Oriana: "Who knows what evil is out there!"

six panel page p1-3) an over the shoulder shot of Ann and Ormer finally reaching the door of the lecture hall, Ormer gives a quick wave goodbye before the door clicks behind him. p4-5) we sit in silence for a moment while Oriana is now alone. She puts her fingers on the edge of her glasses p6) Egads!? She pulls off her glasses to reveal that she was not in fact a regular human university professor, but instead an Orangutan the whole time?!?

Chapter 3, pg 79 and 80 #AMELBURY

1) H: I'M QUITE CONFIDENT THIS LITTLE WEBSITE YOU'RE SO FOND OF IS JUST FEEDING YOU WORTHLESS DRIVEL...BUT HUMOR ME. WHAT DOES THIS "WINK.TV" CLAIM TO KNOW OF HILDA GRAVES? P: WELL.... 2) P: YOU LIVE IN A SHABBY APARTMENT ON THE EAST SIDE. YOU RUN A COVEN THAT MEETS IN THE LIBRARY BASEMENT AND YOU GALS USE YOUR POWERS TO MESS WITH COMPUTERS AND SWINDLE MEN. YOU'VE NEVER KEPT A ROMANTIC PARTNER FOR LONGER THAN A WEEK. YOU HAVE A WEIRD MOLE ON YOUR— 3) H: ENOUGH. P: DO YOU ALWAYS SWEAT THIS MUCH WHEN YOU'RE "QUITE CONFIDENT", HILLY?

HILDA THE 13TH - 2026.03.24

4 panel Amelbury comic page p1- a shot from above looking past the boot at Oriana, there's a sparkle as she is clearly in awe. Oriana: "Fascinating..." p2- another angle, Oriana now having the boot no longer above her head, and has Ormer and Ann in the background. Oriana: "Where did you find this?" Ormer: ! p3- just a shot of Ann's face. her eyes are to her right, looking in Ormer's direction. Ann: "uh-" p4- the camera is now pulled back to show Ann looking at Ormer who is sweating and grimacing while doing a rapid 'cut it out don't do that' hand motion. Ann: "I found it?"

three panel comic page p1- flat shot with all three in one panel. Ormer stops the hand waving while he stares at Oriana. Oriana: "Is that so?" p2- similar shot, but the professor is handing the boot to Ann. Oriana: "Well here are your alien boots back." p3- Oriana is waving her hand in a 'shoo' gesture while Ann and Ormer have a mildly annoyed expression. Oriana: "I'm unfortunately very busy and must return to my lab, but please follow up with me later so we can run some tests!"

Chapter 3, pg 77 and 78 #AMELBURY

New Quest Added:

1) GWEN: HEYYYY Y'ALL!! IT'S xX_GW3NDYGL4M_Xx HERE AGAIN, AND TODAY WE'RE DOING PART 17 OF OUR... HILDA: UGH. GWEN RASKOPH. I SHOULD BRICK HER MACHINE RIGHT NOW. 2) COLE: NOW HILDA, LET'S KEEP AN OPEN MIND. FOR ALL WE KNOW, THIS COULD JUST BE A BUNCH OF HARMLESS— 3) GWEN: ...ANYWAY WE WERE AT HILDA'S THE OTHER DAY, AND COLE WAS DOING THAT THING WHERE SHE BOUNCES HER LEG WHILE HILDA WAS BRUSHING HER HAIR TO GET THE KNOTS OUT... 4) COLE: FORGET BRICKING HER PC, I'M GOING TO GO OVER THERE AND PERSONALLY DEFENESTRATE HER. PORTIA: WELL, IT'S A SKOSH BETTER THAT OUTRIGHT MURDER...

HILDA THE 13TH - 2026.03.30

p1: Autumn is leaving the bathroom. p2: A visage of God appears before Autumn. To the untrained eye, God resembles a milk carton. God: AUTUMN WINTERS. BEHOLD YOUR GOD. p3: Autumn beholds their god. Autumn: Wow, the real God! Are you appearing in a familiar form so that my mortal mind can comprehend you? G: No. Now listen p4: God floats ominously, showing off the cute cow face on their front. G: You have been chosen to spread an important message. One only you can share. For you-- and only you-- have discovered… the true way to wipe. p5: Autumn points at themselves cautiously. A: Wait, you mean… I’m the only person who does it like that…? G, off-panel: Correct p6: Autumn starts flipping out at the non-plussed God. A: In the whole world? What’s everybody else doing? I can-- I can adapt! Please, I have my whole life ahead of me! G: You must not. You have a responsibility, Autumn. You must set the world on the true path. p7: Autumn contemplates the weight of being as God continues their commandments off-panel. G: Go forth, Autumn, and tell everyone of your special technique. Friends. Family. Coworkers. Tell them all how you wipe, before it is too late. You God commands it, Autumn. Go now. Go. Go. Go

Nothing Doing no. 64

Home | Amelbury

My webcomic Amelbury would be cool :3

balileart.neocities.org

1) COLE: WELL I MUST SAY, THIS IS... CERTAINLY A RATHER PECULIAR SITUATION. AND YOU'RE SURE SHE BELONGS TO THE COVEN? HILDA: BASED ON WHAT OUR LITTLE "DISCIPLE" TOLD ME? NO DOUBT. 2) COLE: (SIGH) WELL, I SUPPOSE WE SHOULD GET TO WORK...COULD SEND A WORM TO TRACE HER INFO IF I GET A USERNAME... MAYBE TRIANGULATION IS FASTER...? PORTIA: OOOOOR YOU COULD JUST... WATCH HER STREAM? SHE USES A CAMERA. 3) COLE: ...I CONFESS I WAS SORT OF HOPING ONE OF OUR OWN WOULD USE A *LITTLE* DISCRETION... PORTIA: I MEAN YOUR BOSS LITERALLY TELEPORTED ME THROUGH A PHONE BOOTH AN HOUR AGO. HILDA: *I WAS COLD AND HUNGRY!!*

HILDA THE 13TH - 2026.03.29

Happy birthday!!!

Yooo! Gotta find a time to hangout while youre in town!

1) P: I CAN'T BELIEVE WE ENDED UP WALKING ANYWAY... H: MY "RELIC" IS OUT OF BATTERIES... AND I DON'T HAVE ANY COINS FOR A PAY PHONE... 2) P: YOU COULD SHOW ME HOW TO DO IT ON MY PHONE... H: NO WAY. TECHNICALLY I SHOULDN'T HAVE TELEPORTED US AT ALL TO BEGIN WITH. I AM NOT DIVULGING MY SPELLS TO A NON-WITCH. 3) H: ANYWAY, THERE'S NO NEED TO BOTHER WITH THAT. THE LIBRARY IS JUST AROUND THE BLOCK. WE'RE GONNA HEAD OVER THERE TO HAVE A CHAT WITH— P: (GASP!) 4) P: OF COURSE!! THIS IS ALL PART OF MY INITIATION INTO WITCH-HOOD!!! HILLY, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE! ❤️ H: IT ABSOLUTELY IS *NOT*.

HILDA THE 13TH - 2026.03.26

two panel Amelbury comic page p1- Oriana and Ormer look down at the bag that Ann unzips p2- A large panel with a couple mini panels showing Oriana's eyes light up upon seen what is in the bag. the larger panel then shows that it's Ann's boots inside. Oriana: "Is that? Staridium?"

four panel Amelbury comic page.. p1- a flat shot of the three of them looking at one another Ormer: "I don't know, you're the expert!" p2-3- Oriana readjusting her glasses before picking up the boot to look at. Oriana: "Mmyes, Let's see-" p4- Another angle of Oriana analyzing the boot. Oriana: "Well, judging by the unique metallic sheen of red... technical design of the body, it seems rather extraterrestrial."

Chapter 3, pg 75 and 76 #AMELBURY

1) [establishing shot of an empty phone booth] 2) <RRRIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNGGGG> [Hilda and Portia magically tumble out of the phone booth] 3) P: I TAKE IT BACK...I LOVE WALKING PLACES ACTUALLY. H: YOU GET USED TO IT AFTER A COUPLE DOZEN TIMES.

HILDA THE 13TH - 2026.03.23

Mel, I love your work as always!

1) THE HEAD WITCH OF THE 13th COVEN OF WEST ABNER SURVEYS HER DOMAIN. 2) LIKE ANTS THEY SCURRY BELOW WHILE DOING THEIR LITTLE TASKS, UNAWARE OF THE POWERS THAT SHEPHERD THEM ALONG THE WAY. 3) IT IS HERE UPON THIS ROOF THAT HEAD WITCH HILDA MUSES UPON HER INFLUENCE UPON THIS REALM, FOR THIS ROOF IS HER PERSONAL TERRACE OF SOLITUDE.... 4) HILDA: "?!?" MOUSE-LIKE WOMAN: "HIIIIII HILDA~🖤"

HILDA THE 13TH - 2026.03.19