When nothing happened after the Sandy Hook murders, America was doomed to school shootings forever. Thanks, NRA.

Alex Jones always was a ready-made Onion headline.

Bad news, Kashew. Truth is always a defense to libel.

But it may be Cocteau who said that.

Mark Twain would approve. "Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience."

There it is, folks- the First Commandment. For those of you keeping score, that's all Ten. At long last, sir, have you no decency?

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C'mon, @tedcruz! The water's fine!

Will that be before or after you reveal your national healthcare plan? Asking for a friend.

I hear Novosibirsk is nice. Enjoy, comrade!

Maybe to save time (and space), the court could put together an "anti-Brady" list, compiling the names of all the ICE, CBP and DHS who HAVEN'T lied under oath. Shouldn't be more than a paragraph or two.

Dumpster Fire Sale! Get it while it's hot!!

Well, to be fair, she's fucked the homeland, too.

A United States congressman has to post notices against the possibility of murder by agents of the United States government. Unbelievable.

It's amazing that it took Russia 10 years to descend to the depths that America has fallen to in 12 months and 24 days. Thanks, 47!

And it's only Wednesday!

He'd just call both of them "fake news", a hoax, or a witch hunt. That's a reliable indicator that something is true.

Trump is building a new, heavily-fortified bunker under his new "ballroom" and trying to silence those elected officials properly advising US soldiers not to obey unlawful orders. Anybody still not convinced that he's preparing to do some deeply illegal (and violent) shit soon?

Everywhere 47 goes, a chorus of 'Quiet, Piggy' follows.

Let him never live it down.

#QuietPiggy

Once again, it's all about the oil. From destroying the environment to fomenting wars, that stuff is poisoning humanity by inches.

This country is in a very dark place. I don't know when, or if, we will ever return to a functioning democracy.

That's what happens when you mass pardon 1,200 convicted insurrectionists. You've got yourself a ready-made SS.

Oh, and Drumpf's new ballroom is going to be equipped with a very secure bunker. Somebody is preparing to start a civil war.

Every church should be doing this, and if your church isn’t, you’re at the wrong church.

Why the hell does Florida end up with all of NYC's rejects? First Drumpf, now this loser. Oh, and about 2 million Miamians.

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This is what integrity looks like.

This is brilliant.
I bow down to whomever created this.

He's a garish color, has nothing but wool in his head, and says awful, racist things. Who knows, MAGA might support him for president.