Every AI commercial is like "Hey AI, what goes good on a sandwich?" and then the AI is like "Have you considered... cheese?" And then the narrator is like: THE FUTURE IS HERE.

We've just reached a new Stretch Goal and it's all thanks to you!💗

Fossil Tems will be found and brought back into existence!

Next up: more mounts + an improved Mount System! 🏇

Peep some more insight into the fossil Tems, and consider backing if you want! ❣️
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this jevil bores me. bringeth me out the pomni

he's multiplying

they finally listened

Barron Trump Wipes Social Security Database to Install Minecraft Server Washington — Over the weekend, Barron Trump inadvertently erased the Social Security records of over 350 million Americans to install a custom Minecraft server for personal use, sources in the admi…

Barron Trump Wipes Social Security Database to Install Minecraft Server

I have had, many a baby opossum coming out from under my house this weekend

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-co...

I was just about to subscribe after Dynasty...

Ewww they were doing that??? 🤢

I found it…the gender fluid

Good Puppy 🦊🩷✨

Alex says "well, economy's fucked. Time to start camming." She asks herself "what's my niche?" She gets an idea. She has set up a sexual version of Cow Tools. Her friend says "I don't get it..."

This infuriating attitude shows up on the bookshelves in learning environments, too. We expect girls to empathize with boys, but we kneecap every opportunity to let boys empathize with girls. And look where we are.

Took it like a champ

a 3 star review of the first Illumination Super Mario Bros. movie that reads as follows: I dressed up as funky kong to see this with coworkers and my manager was like "who the fuck are you" because I looked like a 90s weed dealer so I told her to "just wait and see" and then he never showed up in the movie

tbh I still feel I get more enjoyment out of reading this short review of the first Mario movie than I do out of watching most full-length films

"There she is!!!" by SamBakZa was posted 22 YEARS AGO today on @newgrounds.com. Happy Anniversary to Doki and Nabi!

Temtem: Pioneers sees the light of day!

A new adventure in the Temtem universe is blooming, a blend of creature collection, survival, and fast-paced combat action set in the mysterious Downbelow.

Will you answer the call, Tamers?
More info down below ;)🔽

Been getting a lot of use out of this one lately

‘A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms’ star Dexter Sol Ansell doing the ‘6-7’ meme next to George R.R. Martin

hey guys what's u-
(I trip and drop my attaché case, causing it to open and reveal 42 perfectly sorted, evenly-spaced vipers)

I'm not sure how you can be against removing this man from office right now. What will it take? A nuke being dropped? It's too late then. The purpose of impeachment and the 25th Amendment is to prevent that type of thing from happening, not just to react to it.

van trip with friends

I work 12-14 hour shifts at my job, and I just make sure to utilize my 15min breaks when things slow down (specific time frames)

Caffeine, Good Sleep the night before, Keeping a snack on hand at all times, hydration, and knowing when to take breaks/slow down

Morn fight