Marner scores! Gotta love that fucking twerp.

That’s not a penalty

Just leave Rielly in Vancouver. Tell his dad to take him home and wait to be traded.

NYT Spelling Bee cockblocked my use of cockblock. Very meta.
#nytspellingbee

The media crucified her for accurately calling those people “deplorable”

Craig Berube looks like a gorilla

Ok, I need to change it up. What’s this “Raptors” team I’ve been hearing about?

Ten years ago, Morgan Rielly shot a puck intentionally wide of the net, and it bounced off the boards to the front of the net and a teammate banged it in for a goal. He’s been trying unsuccessfully to recreate that goal ever since.

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Maybe Berube screaming into his ear last game gave him an ear infection.

Find someone who loves you as much as Morgan Rielly loves shooting wide of the net.

Leafs brass are geniuses: Can’t get embarrassed in the first round if you don’t make the playoffs.

Fire Berube

Kinda surprised they don’t have her sitting with her legs gratuitously exposed to the camera.

Not enough is made of the fact that Guerrero is Spanish for Warrior.

When was the last time Matthews straight out beat a goalie from distance with a shot? I honestly can’t remember. Has it been over a year?

Alejandro Kirby Pucket

Jizm!

Do #nyy fans call Jazz Chisholm “Jizm” for short?

lol. The Craig Berube is interview is on tv and my wife looks up from her phone and asks me if this guy has a brain injury.

Tell me about it

Macelli with the assist. They should let him wear #16

My opening hole was a par-5 yesterday, and if you disregard my two mulligans, my approach shot came an inch short of double-eagle. (Self-delusion is fun)

Swampass is one the funniest words I’ve ever heard

Getting lots of birthday greetings today from my family, my wife’s family, my wife’s friends… But silence from my buddies because they don’t know it’s my birthday

Matthews is going to announce he’s been playing the whole season without 7 of his fingers

I was a baby in diapers when the Leafs last won the cup. I hope they win it before I’m old enough to need diapers again.

Max Dummy

Joe Woof

How can they call him the FIRST American pope when we’ve already had the pope of Greenwich Village?