Im just imaging pissed off yinzers this morning complaining about Porter Martone but pronouncing it like they pronounce downtown and I’m cracking up at my desk

Ok, now back to my hole. See ya in like 4 months

Dave Dombrowski is a terrorist

I take a break from social media for a few days and BG un-retires. What the hell?

The offense must have realized that the only way they are getting rid of Patullo is to get him hired away. 15-2 and a Super Bowl run it is.

So I guess we’re just running it back next season minus Ranger and Max? :(

“Pete Alonso for five years will be way cheaper than Schwarber for 5 years.” Counterpoint. Pete Alonso is a dork

I was honestly impressed for them to just hang around most of this game

Coooottttsss x2

Cooootttsss

Pre posting

Does anyone really know why we were all so brainwashed about Columbus? Like what was the actual point? Was it all just Amerigo Vespucci erasure?

My sports teams are going to make me commit a war crime (turning off all my devices and going to bed before 11pm)

Channel it to Michkov?

Why am I still watching this eagles game?

Defense was phenomenal too tonight outside of the Bohm error

All my friends have been roasting me for simply pointing out how bad the top of the order was this whole series 🙄 They’re out for blood

It’s ok. At least we have the Eag-oh my god!

*switches to the eagles* Oh what the fuck, man?

That’s not on Kerk. Let’s be real folks. The offense shows up and it isn’t even a series 🙄

That hurts. He worked him so well

Bader plz

Jesus is going to get me to go to church again lol

I’ll take that, Strahm

God this ump is terrible. Both ways

Fans are afraid of the turf too. I don’t blame them tbh

FINALLY

Score runs,bozos

Good morning

I think this counts

Plan accordingly