*shakes fist at John Hughes*

What’s the stupidest fashion/costuming choice you can think of in an otherwise blisteringly cool movie?

Morpheus’ awful sunglasses in The Matrix take top honors for me.

“Hi yes i’d like to report a single car accident, the driver went off the road, over the sidewalk, and into the house’s bushes in the front yard.”

“Whats the make model and color?”

“Uh, a sedan of some sort, and its dark so i didnt get the color, but its pretty obvious, its the car in the bushes.”

Me, pounding beer bottle on the bar: Midwitch! Midwitch!

Rest of the bar full of men: Midwitch! MIDWITCH! MIDWITCH! MIDWITCH!

This isnt my usual stunt cooking lol

Banana pudding ingredients, a cutting board, and a knife, in the front seat of a car.

What, don’t act like you’ve never been so late to a potluck that you didn’t make banana pudding in the front seat of your Wrangler.

Better make it 20 to be safe!

Lol yes college was good for me! 😹

That, and i wore holes in the insoles that came with then.

“You’re still punk as fuck,” I whisper to myself, as I slide the new comfort insoles into my Doc Martens boots.

I got $7 from grubhub because their driver stole my lunch and then they cancelled my replacement order without bothering to inform me. Now *that’s* customer service!

I hope that whatever’s got them on stuck comes loose and that they eventually get back to you!

So far the deals suck :(

At least one is tied to a court date tomorrow so it is on a timer, the second one… ugh. No forcing function.

Argh so frustrating!!!!!!!

Lol yes.

My favorite part of this company’s inability to stick to timelines is that we have an offical “end with 10” policy that has never once been adhered to.

God i wish I lived in that theoretical, magical world, these people will schedule two hour meetings and sometimes run over for almost an hour.

Currently waiting on Important Emails from two different lawyers and every time I see the (1) flag on the gmail tag i’m panic clicking in and getting agita when it’s yet another marketing email. I would really like for this phase of my life to be over.

And here i would have expected them to found River 54!

This man is incapable of talking about anything without saying how much better the Chinese version is and i’m actively cracking under the assault.

This man is making noises with his moutth like he’s the guy from the Police Academy movies.

Not Steve Gutenberg, the other guy.

I have been in this interminable meeting for 90 minutes and the first actually actionable thing just happened.

Someone please just take me behind the woodshed and do the needful.

I wouldn’t bet against that

I saw someone working on the beds in the Ainsworth Linear Arboretum so I stopped to introduce myself and I have never felt so typecast in my life.

“I know where you live! Do you have the medlar tree?”

😂😂😂

I’m nowhere near high enough for that.

I tried a murphy bed that would snap shut on me but it turns out i get terrible dreams when I’m suffocating ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

A lemon tree with green leaves and pink flower buds.

Aw yeah! The first of my seed-grown lemon trees is pushing flower buds - after a long opening and many pawns pushed, the Sorrento Gambit 3: the California Variant is finally moving into the middlegame!

Molly Tuttle "Evergreen, OK" Ossipee Valley Music Festival 2024 YouTube video by Less Than Face Productions

I’ve had this song stuck in my head for about a week and ngl its been remarkably pleasant. youtu.be/QSBBSlJg8RI?...

I thought he was pushed out but honestly that was like six seven years ago (right?) so the details are hazy.

Fair point but also the exception that proves the rule.

Two cats, a very large grey and white longhair, and a grey shorthair, snuggling on a blue office chair.

One day i woke up to this Absolute Chonk (left) yowling from outside because he leaned against a window screen and is so lorge he just pushed it out and fell out of the window.