why’d they call it a circle jerk and not goonionizing

@hoshjighsmith.bsky.social so I was just listening to the AI bf ep and I understand the we can’t let the mormans know about AI relationship argument but hear me out…”This season on ‘Sister WiFi’s’”.

i don’t care if he is ruining peoples lives he is the greatest artist of our time and should be allowed to do whatever must be done

Body mod idea: second asshole so when you shit it's like a twist ice cream cone

I am putting down the lathe of heaven

Doing some leftist reading

Kendrick Lamar as a comedian: Kendrick Lmao

Let's make sure Trump doesn't watch Boy in the Striped Pajamas next we don't need to reopen Auschwitz

My hottest take is that Baja Blast isn't Mountain Dew

Colts should have drafted this guy they look elite

Is twerp a slur cause it feels like it

Dexter should be called Doakester and just be Doakes mewing into the camera for 48 minutes

God's country

Why get groceries when you can instead get yumceries?

To jokesters like me, April Fools is kind of a day off. I let the non-funnies have a day to do their silly little pranks and whatnot. They deserve it. My personal gaffs will resume tomorrow. Until then, happy Fools Day ✌️

Happy trans day of visibility

Transatlantic accent gets a lot of discussion but what about the cisatlantic accent

Shortest shit your pants story ever told:

"Baby, shoes...pants.. it's everywhere"

Skeets that should have hit

Jesus Christ was the first person to get a mani-pedi. Yeah he got his nails done

My uncle Jack just bought an elephant, how screwed is future me?

elon should make trump a custom convertible cybertruck he can ride in the back of as it slowly drives itself through dealey plaza in dallas texas to celebrate the release of the jfk files, i think that would be really cool!

A vampire describing their last hookup:

She J my D till I cum my Vance

To the tune of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star:

Twinkle Twinkle Little Star

I think people need to stop blaming social media for our mental health crisis and start blaming the lack of social safety nets.

If everything in our life was the same but social media didn't exist, people would still be overpaying for rent, unable to get healthcare, and stuck in underpaying jobs

Ever since I was a kid I dreamed of having 19,999 subs on YouTube

Ethan Klein: You guys don't know anything!!!

Also Ethan Klein: Antifada

Take the line of thinking to its "rational" next step/end, it almost always falls apart immediately

Reactionary talking points being rebranded as "common sense" signals the complete death of rational thought in US politics