In 10 days, a big announcement. I am very very excited to be able to talk what I've been working on for the past few months.

Wanna say a huge thank you to all my real ones who signed up, posted about, or helped spread the word about JESUS WEPT!, which launched today via Patreon. Launching a new show is always a beating, and y'all made today very easy and exciting and happy for the both of us! See you in Hell, folks.

Get more from JESUS WEPT! on Patreon It's a HELLRAISER Podcast

Get signed up now if you want to have a good day tomorrow: patreon.com/jesuswept

Those two eps will be free for everyone to listen to! If you subscribe (and you should), you'll also get access to Episode 2, which finds us chatting with filmmaker @flanaganfilm.bsky.social (DOCTOR SLEEP, THE FALL OF THE HOUSE OF USHER) about the original HELLRAISER. Plenty more to come!

At 1AM Central the first 3 eps of JESUS WEPT! will become avail via our Patreon. Episode 0 finds us laying out our intentions for the show. Episode 1 is a deep dive into Barker's THE HELLBOUND HEART with special guest @katesiegel.bsky.social.

Whilst pulling into the driveway at 8AM I receive a text letting me know I forgot my pants. It’s morning in America.

Mohawk’s getting taller.

He's a goddamn live wire and I love him.

That's my boy! Josh played "Richard Bachman" for us at a Fantastic Fest live event a few years back and utterly crushed it.

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We weren't gonna send out the link to the JESUS WEPT! Patreon until Tuesday, when the first three episodes of the show drop, but some folks have already joined up to become Cenobites so...here ya go if ya wanna get in early: patreon.com/jesuswept

In my old dive bar and a regular I see a lot is tripping bc he took a 20mg gummie at 11am and he will not sit down. He's pacing around like a guard from Metal Gear. He's taken off and put his sunglasses back on 80 times. He has a pitcher of water, a bottle of water and two glasses of water.

how's work?

It is not.

Thrilled to debut the logo for our new limited podcast series, JESUS WEPT!, which begins rolling out next week (logo designed by @readfulthings.bsky.social).

It is not Uncle Frank.

* = We're withholding one name from the guest list for now because we like surprises. Rest assured, HELLRAISER fans, that it's someone this particular project would not have been complete without.

The limited podcast series I've been working on about the HELLRAISER franchise, JESUS WEPT!, is launching next Tuesday. I'll post the link when it goes live, but in the meantime: here's your invitation, along with our full* guest list.

See you in Hell next Tuesday, friends.

The past few months have been a goddamn Bataan death march but I am starting to see the light at the end of the tunnel. Just lots and lots and LOTS of prep work.

The only other thing I think I can say is that we have already recorded something like 3 months worth of episodes for it, wall-to-wall banger guests. If you like THE KINGCAST, I think you're gonna be very excited about this thing.

In addition to JESUS WEPT! and THE KINGCAST, I'm also launching another show (I know, but this is how the timing worked out) in June. JESUS WEPT! is a side project thing, but this is a more elaborate deal. Just spent the past hour recording promos. I cannot wait to be able to talk about it publicly.

Sadly, no. I tried, believe you me, but I don't think it's gonna happen.

Just outta curiosity, who DID you think this was about?

They were good pants Derek, I’m sorry

what I would not give (but I’ve heard he’s a “tough” interview, so I’ve never bothered trying).

It’s almost certainly not who you think it is.

twin peaks sunny in Philadelphia meme mashup it's Charlie holding a bag of creamed corn asking "What's your Garmanbozia policy here?" garmonbozia represents pain and sorrow

Woke up to a friendly email from a living filmmaking legend this morning and promptly shat my pants, your pants, and all other available pants within my particular zip code just for good measure.

You'll want to read THE HELLBOUND HEART, for sure (it's a novella, you can knock that out in one sitting, more or less) and then the first HELLRAISER movie.