Always. And then they can’t remember who the surgeon was 🤯🤯

Started ADHD meds and they have more appetite suppression than my GLP

Why do I feel like shit? Oh it’s 7pm and I’ve had a piece of toast, 1/3 donut and a few chicken nuggets. I have *never* in my life forgotten to eat before. This appetite suppression is bananas.

My hand holding a coffee mug that says “Dr Heather” with a navy and white comforter in the background

Rough shift last night - didn’t even get my 10 min chair nap. Find you a partner who will bring you coffee in bed after those types of shifts. ❤️ @jordansmed.bsky.social

I have seen this and it’s like whyyyyyyy

Oh they plug in a few lines and have chat generate their entire note. It’s mind boggling to me.

This is exactly my argument against ever using AI notes. It’s how I think through the case! I’m baffled by how many of my colleagues are plugging stuff into chat gpt now 😬😬😬

I also refuse to work 12/26 or the day after thanksgiving.

My son is 6 and into Minecraft - Uniqlo has a line of cute Minecraft T shirts that are soft. Lots of Lego Minecraft sets. You can get set of magnetic blocks that look like Minecraft pieces to build in real life.

Why doesn’t my child sleep? Episode 327 of waking up at 5:30 🫠

I knowwww. Walked by taco bamba today and didn’t even want anything 🤯🤯🤯

Started ADHD meds and they have more appetite suppression than my GLP

I’ve had multiple patients lately who I haven’t been able to convince that what AI told them about their symptoms/health was flat out wrong. It’s demoralizing

The inevitable rise of concierge medical practices and a “two tiered” medical system that’s now evolving.

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You can always come see me in the ER later …🙃

Love our doc and would highly recommend, but we went with the concierge model because I found it impossible to get adequate care otherwise. Feel free to DM!

Thought my shift yesterday was bad enough, but evidently the world is gonna end when I’m back at work this evening

Monday evening shift after a holiday. Do your worst, people.

You’d be *shocked* by how many patients don’t tell me about their organ transplants! Or their single kidney! It’s 🤯🤯🤯

She was a grad student so it was a perfect evening job. Gotta find someone new now that she graduated 😂. Truly can’t recommend enough and a great use of $60/week.

We absolutely had this in place until last month - I need to find someone new. Paid $30/hr - minimum $60 and she tidied and did some light meal prep. Best thing ever.

So my grandmother made everything with shmaltz 😂😂 - they were the best. The ones I’ll make tomorrow will be with veg oil. In the recipe you showed, you can also replace the water with plain seltzer which definitely adds some extra lift and is an easy 1:1 sub. Good luck!

The shmaltz makes them taste really good but makes them denser. The typical box recipe with oil will make floaters and they’ll be ok in the fridge.

Booked a 40th birthday trip so I guess that makes it real

Oh good - work has decided to send out unblinded patient satisfaction scores to the group regularly because somehow that’s going to improve morale. Spare me.

The center of a warm gooey cinnamon roll is one of the best single bites in existence

People asking for medical advice on instagram. Comments are filled with responses like “why don’t you just ask chat gpt” We’re so fucked.

The male aesthetic for emergency medicine matches is curly mullet and mustache. Niche choices. Doesn’t seem to be the same for other specialities.

Lots more diversity in these match day posts over the past few years. We love to see it 🎉🎉