Other than sometimes wondering why this dipshit from Chicago survived Wolf 359, I feel great.

A cat because cats are independent and don't put up with bullshit.

Probably a cop. Somebody's gotta do it.

Not till the shift ends.

*Hakeev had been annoying again. Once again, he claimed that the Sacramento was too close to Romulan space and ordered them to move or be destroyed. One of these days...Shaw would get back at him.*

*He slapped his PADD onto his desk in the Sacramento's ready room.*

What the hell...?! Like they don't have enough weird shit to report on...

*Shaw was grumbling about the latest Tal'Shiar idiocy. The Sacramento had been on the Federation side of the border, he was sure, when a Tal'Shiar colonel ordered him to move another 10,000 kilometers into Federation territory or be fired upon. It was nothing at impulse, but that wasn't the point.*

*On patrol near the border with the remnants of the Romulan Star Empire*

Well, better than fighting the goddamn Borg, I guess...

USS Sacramento (Steamrunner Class)

Best damn ship I've served on.