Wh-NO!!! My memories are perfectly fine, ya nincompoop! YOU'RE the one spoutin' nonsense in my face!

...what does ANY of that mean?

Wh-COOKING SHOW? What are you TALKIN' about? I've never BEEN on a cooking show!

...

Get out of my face.

Oh, REALLY? Then tell me this, bucko! How long have I been your most awesome arch-nemesis?

Well, well, well, if it isn't MARIO! Been waitin' some time to kick your butt aga-

...wait, hang on a second. Mario doesn't talk like that! WHO ARE YOU?

𝐌𝐀𝐌𝐀𝐅***𝐄𝐑!

#SMG4RP | #MARIORP | #GLITCHRP | #NINTENDORP | #NINTENDORP | #BSKYRP | #MVRP | #SFWRP

BWAHAHAHAHA! Guess who's back, CHUMPS?

I know, I know, it must've been SOOOOOO boring around here without the sheer awesomeness of the Koopa King! But rest assured, I'm back in business!

Still don't get what the big deal is with this "Game Awards" business. Seriously, what's all the buzz about?

Though I guess I DID hear about DK gettin' nominated for the big one. Gotta say, it's impressive.

//Hi! Apologies for the inactivity, been having a busy week, but I will try to kick things back into gear lol

Apparently not if I'm only findin' out about this now!

The heck are you talkin' about, kid? I thought she was badly hurt or somethin'!

Art from the smash bros fangame CMC!! By user Katabami!

Starting now, she’d be able to properly help protect everyone!

To stand beside them in battle!

A new chapter for Ciel has begun!

Ugh, stupid toothy jerk...thinks he's so much better than me 'cus DK finally fought him again after 20 years!

As soon as Cyn's outta the way, the first thing I'm doin' is humbling that punk!

Eh?

Oh, right, forgot about that.

BRING IT, SCALY-

[And at this point Tron pipes up]

bsky.app/profile/hero...

YEAH!!!

Oh, PLEASE! If we fought right now, you'd be goin' back in that colossal hole faster than you got out!

Oh YEAH? Well YOU come talk to ME when your right-hand man can give you magic powers!

//new ERB episode lookin good so far y'all

'Least I can time travel! I don't remember you doin' anything like that!

Yeah, I heard. You seriously got your butt kicked by a little girl and her monkey pal?

HA! You bet I kidnapped Mario! In fact, Peach needed the help of some weird vibe umbrella to save him and his wimpy bro!

...eh, I found limitless power in a fancy dream rock.

Excuses, excuses. Surely the great Kremling King would be aimin' a bit higher, eh?

That all? I conquered entire GALAXIES! I'm WAY above you!

Yeah, right. You can barely TOUCH DK! Come back to me when you can do somethin' of note, pal!

What, YOUR lousy pirate gang? Don't make me laugh! Those guys can barely take on a big dumb gorilla!

Is this some kind of joke? Of COURSE I trust my minions! But I've got bigger fish to fry than dealin' with Mario and Green 'Stache this time!

HEY! Don't go actin' like I'm some goody-two-shoes! I'd gladly keep doin' it all myself if I had nothing to lose!