Can recommend the Pet Shop Boys in concert in Camden.

London in the sun is excellent.

Exactly a year of not having a job.

Happy 30th birthday to This Life, the greatest TV show of all time.

The thing about Nick Timothy is that he went to Five Ways so that means he’s a wanker.

My mate has an awful ex called Patrick so today has always been St Bastard’s Day, a day to drink the finest English ales known to man.

Really hard to tell if I was drunk or not on Saturday night when looking at the photos.

Looking forward to some dreadful red carpet fashion at the Oscars

I’m deeply hungover.

Reading @grindrod.bsky.social’s book, drinking a pint of Harvey’s best and thinking about Duckie, my favourite nightclub.

Glasgow Central had better not burn down.

WELL DONE BRUIN

COME ON BRUIN

I think I’d like a Lakeland Terrier.

Crufts is both very gay and very Reform.

It’s new!

Ham and pineapple pizza from M&S

The greatest TV show of all time. (Industry owes a lot to this show).

Supreme Leader Ali Khameini and Princess Diana, together in heaven, at last.

THE BRITS? THE SHITS MORE LIKE.

Me, after enjoying the Winter Olympics.

Not sure if anyone’s heard of it but the TV programme Industry is quite good isn’t it.

Might watch Alysa Liu’s free dance again to cheer me up.

The Curling

James is the worst faithful of all time.

Sounds frankly heavenly.

I just want one week - one single fucking week - without any news.