I'm 45 years old and I still get confused with Xbox controllers.

OG Super Nintendo button layout was better. B AT THE BOTTOM.

When I got an office built in my garden I decided to pay the extra for air conditioning.

Best expense ever.

I've become a fan of sandalwood in men's fragrances and bodywash.

I think that means I'm only a few steps from non-ironically owning Old Spice.

Rugged.

For those of you keeping score at home, the answer was 5.

First hot day of the year and instead of thinking about how many pints I could have in a beer garden I'm thinking how many loads of washing I can put out.

Old.

If it's in a ceramic dish with a puff pastry lid, it's not a pie it's a fucking casserole in a hat.

I will die on this hill.

Looking forward to The Running Man remake by @edgarwright.bsky.social

First line of the novel's plot on Wikipedia... Stephen King had it nailed on.

It's Thursday, time for another round of Reacher on Amazon Prime.

I do love my weekly Reacher round.

A father always secretly dreads the day his daughter graduates from calling him Daddy to just Dad.

Thanks to Bluey mine now calls me "mate" and somehow that's worse.

I don't believe you.

Such a great game! Played it on PSVR1.

When she asks you how much of her bosom to place on your face.

I mean you have rights ffs. Get it sorted!

Most mornings when I wfh there's someone crossing the junction of my cul-de-sac.

They look at me like I've grown an extra head when I wait for them to go.

It surprises me how many drivers and pedestrians still don't know the new rules avout giving way to pedestrians at junctions.

Go and look up Highway Code rule H2.

Popcorn, drinks and a Saturday evening KK Slider gig in front of the tv with my daughter.

Heaven.

I'll give them procrastination.

Eventually.

Is it strange to have a cup of tea at 9pm?

My wife thinks I'm crazy.

If you are in Edinburgh Airport and you aren't smashing a loaded burrito at BarBurrito then there's no hope for you.

Inhaled that bastard.

What a goal by the way.

I'm told I do good hugs. I'll save you a big one for in person but in the mean time please to acceptings big virtual squeeze <3

Bloody love a tram I do. #Edinburgh

Top 9 by rarity ✨️

Owners are good people. So glad to hear they are doing well and have moved to bigger digs! Must get down there.

I'll bite. Is it the confused girl one?

Kill The Cat is awesome! Used to go and drink their beers when they were on Brick Lane.

a man with a mustache is standing in front of a sign that says " kinda forgot " ALT: a man with a mustache is standing in front of a sign that says " kinda forgot "

Having to concede the solo games on Pokemon TCGP because you forgot to change the deck.

Taken daughter to basketball practice. I think someone told her she was Lebron.

Nailing shots from everywhere. #ProudDad

I have played Ultimate Frisbee for 25 years! Super sub?

And if I tolerate this?