In the 11 years since my dad died I often find myself wondering how I would explain current events to him but "your footballing hero Matt Le Tissier is arguing with a Nazi robot about chem trails, also he's a Christian now" in a league of its own really
Right?!
I mean this is where we are in 2026 🤷♀️
Hearing reports that his tin hat caught fire.
Dying of facial burns and thirst vs. seeing the idiots' heads explode? I think I'm comfortable with my choices here.
You see? If there was ever a job to suit my unique skill set...
This could be the tidy breakthrough we've been dreaming of. Keep Katie Hopkins fulfilled by giving her a fash chatbot to argue with.
Obviously I've applied.
I've thought this several times since he passed but wouldn't you just love to know what Bill Hicks would have to say about this?
Is this the job where you're woken by a ringing phone at 3am and it's Patrick Dorgu looking for a light switch?
Tiss is arguing about chemtrails with Grok on the Bird app, ICYMI.
Season 2 is on its way! Catch up on old episodes of Procrastinate here and when I get round to it I'll release the new episodes innit
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This would have been several thousands words if I'd let it. Is it even possible to enjoy football without making the effort to ignore everything that's wrong with it?
My gran's favourite time of year 😍
Arseblog Exclusive! Interview with Lotte Wubben-Moy
🔴Her physical and mental preparation, working with Katie Reid and overcoming setbacks
⚪️Her role in the leadership group and in Renee's accountability culture
🔴Looking ahead to two big games v Lyon 👇
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Football is our joy and our escape but it won't stay that way if we continue to ignore its deeply unpleasant side. open.substack.com/pub/kellywel...
Ah, thanks pal x
Deflection Points. kellywelles101.substack.com/p/deflection...
A descriptor that borders on the offensive.
I loved that place.
'THE RIGOUR OF OUR PROCESS'. Bold statement if you've been watching this all morning.
You'd think those blokes would have an understanding of unfair power dynamics given they spent the last thirty years defending their right to look at boobs on Page 3.
The only thing one learns during these appearances is that the country is being run by ruddy faced, chinless man boys who operate in a rarified sphere of no accountability.
Blessed be the large sons.
@bertwooster.bsky.social Medals out for the lasses.
Dizzy stick then score a pen. We’re not animals.
