Imagine making AI bird slop when Jacanas exist

meanwhile: still arguing with the college about how i passed high school, so maybe i just do an online master's or whatever for something to do instead.

"here is every bad mood and repressed flashback you ever smoked through all at once" is a different thing! even my therapist was like, yes this is why i literally never encouraged you to quit lmao.

anyway, while i would currently punch a kid in the mouth for a smoke: 3 weeks, yeehaw.

i was prepared for cravings and mood swings. but a brain's fully willing to throw nonstop vivid flashbacks at you to convince you to smoke again, if it must. this introduces some nuance to "you will have belligerent cravings and be kind of irritable."

coming up on 3 weeks since i quit smoking and i have some bones to pick with how people talk about quitting and the shit involved.

Elliot running out of the room with the entire laser pointer in his mouth and screaming in triumph.

You would think so, right lmao

Because undergrads usually start right out of high school

But for bonus lolz, it’s a community college and I’m doing a semester of general studies to make sure my brain doesn’t collapse again so it’s not EVEN undergrad. Lowest stakes imaginable.

like it might actually be easier and less paperwork to do a second master's lmao

i'm so tired man

"But my guy, don't you have transcripts from grad school, which must make high school grades kind of pointless?"

Great question, chat!

The answer is fuck no.

I get to go back to school*

*as long as I can convince my high school, from twenty years ago, to cough up transcripts, from two name changes ago.

It is going to be a long and bureaucratic spring.

The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back

Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted

every single human that exists and ever has existed taken in this photo of the earth from the Artemis II

"You are special, in all this emptiness. This is a whole bunch of nothing, this thing we call the universe. You have this oasis, this beautiful place that we get to exist together.”
Victor Glover, Pilot of Artemis II

God I just hate pvp so fucking much lately

If you want revenge, then dig two graves. the first one is a practice grave to get a feel for it and the second is your main or "show grave"

Custom Super Nintendo console with a cartoon character in a suit painted on a blue surface. Two yellow controllers are placed nearby on a reflective black surface.

SUPER NINTENDO CHALMERS

But to help me quit smoking and distract myself, I HAVE been playing Khiimori and as a horse game it’s pretty delightful. I have recreated my favourite horse from Red Dead. I am trying to resist the urge to make horse versions of the cats.

I gotta take up more violent hobbies or something.

My entire approach the last two years has been to whittle down the slowly-killing-me addictions and I guess it’s working, but ohhhh my god. Some days. Some days I just want to torch it all and scream because it feels less like progress and more like repressing impulses until they pressurize.

Evidence keeps pointing to me being allergic to nightshades or nicotine or something so I really have no choice but I just want to say

The nicorette quickmist things absolutely suck and I can’t figure out how to not blast a gob of menthol goo so intense it triggers my asthma anyway lmao

Day 3 no smoking and I haven’t killed anyone where is my fucking award

@antilamentation.bsky.social this u

every day I am killing people in normal hallways 😌

David Lynch "FIX YOUR HEARTS OR DIE!"

Happy Trans Day of Visibility ❤️🏳️‍⚧️❤️

Well you know if we didn't affirm the fundamental right of parents to torture their children the whole social reproductive apparatus might've come undone

A watercolor color image of a dark eyed junco in a huge pair of barrel legged jeans with a studded belt and chain. Text on an orange field reads "Dark Eyed JNCO"

My Gen X parents have location sharing turned on and have it programmed to send each other texts whenever they’re 5 minutes from home. Ash always likes greeting mom at the door to welcome her home, help bring in groceries, wev. Mom uses it to time dinner. It’s… very cute.

What do selkies have in common with Zip locks?

They are re-sealable

THIS WAS VIOLENCE