Ooooookay, Dr. Jesus. 🤭

Fuck your couch, Dave. Fuck your couch.

For Netanyahu, the war in Gaza was not enough. Iran was not enough. He is now waging a full-blown war of expansion in Lebanon.

The time is long overdue for Congress to listen to the American people and end U.S. military aid to the extremist Israeli government.

We appreciate all the hard work you do!

Thank you Aaron! 🥇🏆🫡

He’s still ranting about the Pope

He had to go to war because those Epstein files weren't going to cover themselves up and Pam Bondi wasn't doing a good job doing it for him.

Name all 8. Just once I wish they'd make him name the wars he claims to have stopped.

By my count, he just started one war in Iran and idly watched Israel commit genocide in Gaza.

He's also Jesus and a doctor. 🫤

The only satanic, demonic, child sacrificing monster currently destroying the world is Donald J. Trump, the ANTICHRIST.

Israel is controlling this weak man harder than Trump. They certainly know the strings to pull.

Yeah. You should be embarrassed but I don't think you really are, Tommy. 🤨

Europe has not left the planet.
It's absolutely still there.

Meanwhile, Tuberville seems to have left both the universe and reality behind him.

Hungary’s New Leader Reveals Viktor Orbán Was Paying CPAC Péter Magyar called the payments a “crime” and said his government would stop the funds.

The entire American conservative MAGA “movement” has been a Russian funded op the entire time. Follow the money. It’s a straight line from Putin to CPAC.

The president’s new attorney general today swore that not one single more Epstein file would be released. This is probably because the last AG got fired because she released credible allegations against the president by a 13-year-old child.

Yeah, she was tho... 🤫🤭

They don't know where to put their hands when they aren't busy groping underage girls.

Julian Crowley seems like a real ASSHOLE.

That's reason enough not to use their price gouging, inconvenient, and abusive platform.

DoorDash should fire him immediately.

FUCK DOORDASH FOREVER.

PAID ACTORS! DoorDash lady was a plant. 🤨

Who was projecting about paid crisis actors?

The accusations are always an admission of guilt. 🤔

Are there no limits to the GOP-MAGA Epstein Elite reality breaking lies?!🖕🤬🖕 They are unable to be honest because they are all guilty.

INFLATION SURGES 🥵

U.S. wholesale prices surged last month as the Iran war drove up energy costs.

Producer prices rose 0.5% month-over-month and 4% year-over-year—the biggest annual jump in over 3 years.

Energy prices spiked 8.5%.

Trump is the only one raping people's daughters.

Fuck the Nazi space Skynet. No thanks.

This week, I will be forcing a vote on legislation to block the sale of nearly half a billion dollars worth of bombs and bulldozers to the Israeli military.

The extremist Netanyahu government that has committed genocide in Gaza does not need more military support from American taxpayers.

So pathetic and weak.

MAGA follows the antichrist. 👹

They all worship evil incarnate and wear the mark of the devil.

Trump sees a message of peace from THE POPE as a challenge because he's Satanic filth.

Satan is waiting...

Bless Pope Leo For Blasting Donald’s Stupid War Well said, sir.

The President of the United States is now attacking the Pope, the representative for Jesus Christ on Earth and the leader of the entire Catholic faith, for not endorsing his illegal war and blatant war crimes.

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Notice none of those words are YES.

They know gas is fucked because of them.

They don't want to own higher gas prices or the failing war in Iran, but that's what we are dealing with in the real world.

This is our reality. They don't care about you.

Kaine: "You don't sucker punch somebody in a bar and then blame your buddies when they don't join the fight with you. If the president wanted the support of allies, he should've respected them instead of putting tariffs on their economies and trash talking them."