Cruisin’, a smutty Stolitz oneshot, is up on AO3.

Feat: meeting strangers 😉 to do things in dirty public bathrooms

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archiveofourown.org/works/83480271

Our girl!!! She turned out so good. I love the lighting 😭 beautiful work

“Umm how could she be lesbian if she was married to a man, wouldn’t she be bi?”

Yall need to look up wtf comphet means

Hiiii Im cooking

HES BEAUTIFUL

The cover reveal for my new book, THE WISDOM OF EMPERORS, is live on @kickstarter.com today. It's inspired by ancient history, particularly the story of Hadrian and Antinous. Footnotes, fantasy Romans, and fictional academia! www.kickstarter.com/projects/ale...

I was obsessed.

Art trade for @AnaNicoleta20 in exchange for this fic archiveofourown.org/works/82575806 💕💕😍 #Andrealphus #Vassago #Helluvaboss #icyago

Make sure to familiarize yourself with the Parts of a Stolarpillar so you're ready for the next chapter

New chapter of The Very Horny Caterpillar! Go find out just what bug Stolitz are up to!

Everyone say a big huge thank you and I love you to
@helluvaboink.bsky.social and @neverlonely.bsky.social
for writing 95% of this chapter. They will be rewarded for their sacrifice in the afterlife.

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Happy Easter. Stolas on the bottom right, with his hands tied, and in a latex bunny outfit and something green poking out of his mouth. In the top right it is revealed to be a carrot that he had in the entirety of his mouth and blitz's hand is pulling it out. There is drool.

easter time 🥕
next year i'll shove that carrot up his ass again
#stolas

Gay goopin
#LuciferMorningstar #thesummerhikarudied

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This

Fic writing is done because the writer loved something SO much they wrote it for FREE. A fic is a literal GIFT from a person who wanted to share.

Never "critique" a fic unless you are asked. If you can't say anything nice.. shut the fuck up!

Fic writers are the BACKBONE of fandom. Show respect!

I’m still trying to accept it

Did you ask Andy if it was worth it? He might say otherwise 🥺

(He wouldn’t admit it, but it was worth it)

Real time reaction to @caitsoprano.bsky.social

I'M Here To Ruin Your Life. GIF ALT: I'M Here To Ruin Your Life. GIF

Humble (certified Andrealphus lover): let me finally admit how badly I hate Chaz.

Spindlehorse:

It’s the enemies to accidental lovers we deserved 🙂‍↕️

Idk why everyone thinks Chaz is alive. That’s clearly Zahc! 🤷‍♂️

Angry Blitz left on seen is my fave.

If you haven’t checked it out, or want to revisit with Whim’s chibi, check it out here:

archiveofourown.org/works/82219221

I gotta add Chaz to my list of Andy pairings now

Clearly they are different and totally not the same, just like Chaz and Zahc

I love your tea blends so much and I’m cracking up at this! Sounds very tasty

*sigh*

Fallin’, a Frozen Fishsticks(?) fic, is up on AO3.

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No, this is not an April Fools joke.

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archiveofourown.org/works/82292141

Don’t Lose The Streak, a fic for @caitsoprano.bsky.social birthday, is up on AO3.

Stolitz discovers the wonders of TikTok, um, wait, no, Voxtok (because we are in Hell, ya know?)

Feat: @whimstories.bsky.social cute shark

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archiveofourown.org/works/82219221