I believe you

He did what???

thread of rape prevention tips! please check them out, and add your own

if someone is very drunk, do not rape them!

Whoa bad minds think alike

Text that says: on a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being 7, how much do you think 7 is?

Refused to answer this pressing question because “there is an alloyed amount of questions I can answer and I can’t waste them”

Rudr

Sadden to discover that I cannot see what I was replying to. Alas

Almost as bad as that time he and Michelle fist bumped

If someone is rude enough to point out yet another falsehood I’ve told. I just say, “yeah that’s a known issue, maybe it’ll get fixed next year.” ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Idk why anyone would use AI when they could just ask me. I’m also a kinda shitty predictive text model who enjoys lying.

I drink so much Dr Pepper Zero though. That’s gotta be worth something.

Imagine lying and not having fun, that’s the most depressing fact about AI I’ve ever heard

Treating my ADHD with Strattera instead of Adderall is fun because it still helps me concentrate, but it has zero impact on all my fidgeting impulses. So I’m still at maximum annoying to others. Which is where I belong.

It’s literally the only thing on fb I look at. Everyday I say: what did past me do on this day? YUCK!

There’s nothing worse than Facebook memories. Who is this fool with boring and terrible opinions??? It can’t be me.

im smokin dingdongs and my ai assistant just sent an email to the entire world that says im gay

Clammy , sticky, full of sins

It’s disgusting!! If god wanted to see your skin he would not have created Ross Dress 4 Less

Idk why anyone would use AI when they could just ask me. I’m also a kinda shitty predictive text model who enjoys lying.

It’s disgusting!! If god wanted to see your skin he would not have created Ross Dress 4 Less

They must repent

AI could be running your business into the ground, but you won’t let it, pussy

you would legitimately do less harm if you let children bring guns to school

On God’s earthly kingdom???

Never Forget 🫡

Definitely!!

Friendly reminder that it’s that time of year to check up on those you hate.

This grilling is uncomfortable

Drawing up an informed consent with my lawyer before we smash. Getting my partner to sign my informed consent before we smash. Uploading my partner’s signed informed consent into my electronic health record before we smash.

Spreading my legs as I detail all the benefits, risks, and alternative treatments to fucking me.

as i rewatch this show for the first time in many many years, i cannot stress enough how accurate this assessment is:

nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social RFK Jr: The cure for sodomy is quite simple: exercise and organic foods. Our conversion camps have a 100% success rate. Hakeem Jeffries: More lies from the ruckus boys. You had to cook the books to get that number. 4:19 PM • Mar 13, 2025