Kash Patel's face on a whisky bottle label that reads "PATEL non alcoholic"

Patel Whiskey™️
"Non alcoholic because we offer zero proof"

Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a battle with my wife.

The high of the day on Easter will be 50 degrees.

The low will be when my kids find out the only thing buried in the yard is last year's Christmas hamster.

Woman has psychotic smile while holding up grocery store oranges

Woman Making Everyone In Produce Aisle Uncomfortable

Donald Trump's replaced more cabinets than Jesus.

Pretty sure that's a Mime Sweeper

Trump met with a German official today and told him his father was born in Germany. Fred Trump was born in the US.

Meet Josh Mankiewicz, Correspondent for Trace of Suspicion — NBC News Josh Mankiewicz is a correspondent for Dateline NBC and the host of multiple original podcasts including Motive for Murder, Dateline: Missing in America, and Deadly Engagement.

@joshmankiewicz.bsky.social
This bio doesn't even mention Bluesky influencer?!

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I miss my IROC. I Miss my T-Tops.

Punxsutawney Phil exits his den.
Once he was a proud marmot.
Native Americans revered him.
They called him Monax.
Now he's a sideshow.
A rodent named Phil.
He sees his shadow.
The crowd moans.
"Get back in your hole, fat hamster!"
A child pelts him with funnel cake.

Punxsutawney Phil sees his shadow and he's a
"prognosticator."
I see my wife kiss my neighbor and I'm "the major regret that drove her to it."

Cars are stopped on a road as a police officer on one knee aims a gun at a groundhog.

R.I.P. fellow weathercaster
Punxsutawney Phil, fatally shot this morning when an officer mistook a clump of wild grasses for a gun.

Did the birds write this?

I agree with you. Bluesky users talk about protecting the rights of those who are marginalized but for some reason dementia and Alzheimer's sufferers are the brunt of jokes. The rationale is usually "they're old, they ruined the world, all of them, so they deserve no respect or sympathy." It's awful

Clicked the Discover tab but I still didn't know who my dad is.

Is it wheelbarrow or wheel barrel? I need to bury my mother in law.