Well hello! It’s very happy now

The urge to DP someone has come back in full force

That chest 🔥

The talent

You know I always do

If only I was breaking ground on that ass (I apologize)

A man leaning back on the couch with his legs raised straight up so all you see are his legs. Peaking between them are his balls and the tip of his penis

Here’s a photo of my ass I never posted before. Hump away! #humpday

Some Bluesky exec who blocked a bunch of people through an anti ai blocklist

Praxis

Apparently I’m not an ai hater because I wasn’t blocked by that guy

This is devastating news and I need to correct this now: ai and I are not friends and you shouldn’t be using it

The girl reading this

Who says I fuck in the bedroom

That’s a really cool shirt. Jacket?

These setbacks are ones that truly nobody could recover from

A close up of a hole forming in the crotch of jeans

And here you thought it would be sexy

And now a hole in a sweater I’ve had since 2008! Maybe my closet is preparing for summer

Plant dad on 420

It may be late but it’s certainly great

Homophobia

Work task I put off until the last minute got finished with half an hour to spare

You just wanted to see it so late!

It’s not even my thighs! If it was, I could maybe turn them into jorts

My favorite jeans are getting a hole in the crotch 😭

I’m no stranger to that feeling myself haha

😉

Where?

Such a good amount of hair

It’s very unlike me or the culture of this website that I’ve tried to cultivate

Because I grew up being told I had absolutely zero sex appeal so I have to make up for lost time

So big and scary