PFAS

Looks like he invented the Atom Bomb

Please Stop

There are moments in these deportation fights when I can just FEEL how pissed off they are that I’m Puerto Rican 😂 they want to threaten me with it so bad 😂

The Alpha Man thing based on a lie. Aggressive mfs just wanna be praised.

Only took days for 67 ppl to die from his incompetence

Having a toddler will make you appreciate breathing through both nostrils.

Lamar Jackson deserved better.

The snow probably helping The Ravens. They’re forced to count on Derrick Henry.

After you have your own kid holding babies become 2nd nature. I used to be too scared to hold babies. Now I can juggle 3 of them shits.

What topics should rappers make songs about in 2025?

New profile oic?

Nothing like waiting last second to finish Christmas shopping. It’s like you’re on the bus in SPEED.

Every night Matt Gaetz has to stop himself from sending AOC a dick pic.

Gotta let Travis Hunter and his girlfriend do their thing

If you pay attn to Jay Z’ whole career there is an underlying Godfather theme.

Desserts spelled backwards iis Stressed. And what do we do when we’re stressed? Eat desserts.

Lil Baby’s fall off needs to be studied

Men: *Takes a breath*

Women: I feel like you’re lying

Ladies, is Papoose attractive?

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Hold tf up.
Is KAT…………a Dawg??!!!
#Knicks

Yerrrrr

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She said “Mexican women either built like Selena or the woman that murdered her.”

I wanna do better but
I fuckin lost it.

The red pill white ppl always wanna do thought experiments where they’re the victim.

Stay in the house if your last doo doo was watery.

I can’t remember ever a time when a civilian being assassinated in broad daylight and everyone’s reaction was like “I mean…what’d you expect?🤷🏽‍♂️”

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