I’m not saying OVER YOUR DEAD BODY will be your favorite movie of the year so far, but it’s definitely mine!
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Happy 4/20! I don’t smoke the devil’s lettuce, but if you do and want to make a bunch of book purchases you won’t remember later, feel free to start with mine!
It's a double feature of new gourmet limited edition hardcovers from Thunderstorm Books! My short story collection SNUGGLING THE GROTESQUE and Bridgett Nelson's novel KARMA are available for pre-order now!!! thunderstormbooks.com/thunderstorm/
Coming July 7th...
Thanks, Daniel!!!
Happy Tax Day, the most magical day of the year!
Sweeeeet! IT WATCHES IN THE DARK won the Magnolia Book Award, chosen by librarians, teachers, and students in Mississippi! www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3tQ...
Of the three recent “Everybody around you is trying to kill you” movie releases, NORMAL is my favorite!
Time for FACES OF DEATH!
I have excitedly tried every new flavor of Mountain Dew since they introduced Code Red in 2001. Even the gingerbread one. But I think it's finally time to end this tradition.
Reading is hard.
Happy Easter! I hid my eggs a couple of weeks ago to make them easier to find.
Yep!
Gas and grocery prices may be skyrocketing, but Michael McBride is doing his part to save the economy! SPORES is only 99 cents for a limited time! www.amazon.com/Spores-Sci-F...
The shocks and surprises never stop in WOLF HUNT! Get the shiny new edition from Aethon Books!
Tonight's episode of SURVIVOR is being interrupted by Trump's wretched babbling, so it's a 24-hour social media blackout for me until I can watch tomorrow!
OMG! I was thrilled with the new Wicked House cover for WOLF HUNT, but they've outdone themselves with the sequel!
“Please, kind sir, might I have a treat?”
Eeeeek! 😈😈😈
Not today, Satan! Maybe tomorrow.
Yes, despite the potty-mouth, THE WRITING LIFE: REFLECTIONS, RECOLLECTIONS, AND A LOT OF CURSING contains inspiring advice!
The latest issue of my newsletter goes out tomorrow! This time, the brand-new story is "Five Second Rule." Subscribe now!!! eepurl.com/dewPc9
The Burger King "We recognize that the modern Whopper was complete dogshit, and have fixed the problem" commercial worked on me, and I tried the new, improved Whopper. Honestly, it was pretty frickin' good! Well done, Burger King!
We have the exclusive cover reveal for @jeffstrand.bsky.social's upcoming FUN TIMES AT THE BLOODBATH, arriving from @deadskypub.bsky.social in July! #booksky #amreading #horror #coverreveal
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Horror DNA just did a cover reveal for my upcoming novel FUN TIMES AT THE BLOODBATH!!! Check it out! www.horrordna.com/news/cover-r...
You thought I’d denounced black licorice ice cream. You were WRONG!!!
“RIP” Chuck Norris, who faked his death to give his enemies a false sense of security.