My whole life, advocating war has been fed to me as “the adult position,” akin to drinking your coffee black or reading the business section of the newspaper. Let’s be very clear — war is the childish nonsense of impulsive destructive idiots playing baby-brained video games with real human lives.

He paid to have a baby murdered and thrown in Lake Michigan, but let’s talk about this

The bishops are getting what they voted for

Oh Gollly Gee! And nothing will actually happen

And how long will we have to wait to learn that the New York Times has been sitting on the story for several years?

Don’t worry, they’ll find a way to fuck it up

CBS is the new Fox

When the nighte hath come
And the londe ys darke
And the moone ys the sole lighte that we see
Nay, Ich wil not be afrayde
Oh, Ich wil not be afrayde
Just as longe
as thou stondest
by me

Pearls and swine comes to mind.

Bradley is getting what he deserves.

Mrs Fuck Christmas?

Like Hassett has ever been in a Wal-Mart. He thinks Wal-Mart shoppers are trash

True

Influencers are a plague on humanity

They voted for cuts

They’re mentioned in the meme

Ghouls

Ever hear the expression work smart? If you’re not willing to acknowledge what the Republicans are doing, you’re just wasting your time and spinning everyone’s wheels.

Don’t worry, NBC will go out of their way to make sure the Republicans win

Some of them don’t have full vetting, all of them don’t have testicles.

Maybe he keeps a box of his native earth at this military base?

I just lost all respect for Sting. I never had respect for the NFL.

We needed a candidate to fight a rigged election. She didn’t, it was Gore all over again.

He doesn’t even need to say it privately. It’s not like anyone in the congress really gives a shit.

The squirrels knock the seed on the ground so more birds can get to it.

Holy shit! That motherfucker TORE DOWN THE WHITE HOUSE!

Disgusting

Stop wasting our time and get a federal judge to do it, damn

HAVING A CHRONIC ILLNESS IS LIKE Waking Up => Suffer Eating => Suffer Lying Down => Suffer Laughing => Suffer Crying => Suffer Going Outside => Suffer Meet With Friend => Suffer Hide in The House => Suffer Get A Medical Test => I Feel Fine

I’m starting to experience this. Ack!