i hate v*gan leather it's just plastic i hate v*gan leather it's just plastic i hate v*gan leather it's just plastic i hate v*gan leather it's just plastic i hate v*gan leather it's just plastic i hate v*gan leather it's just plastic i hate v*gan leather it's just plastic i hate v*gan leather it's j

a screenshot of a video game that says listen on it Alt: Hollow Knight protagonist dancing in circles around Hornet. She seems annoyed.

me and the baddie i bagged by being insane

hot take but squidward is a trotskiist and i will not elaborate

Text at top reads: Welcome to gay hell Below is packaging for Wow Containers with the tagline: Every Top... Is A Bottom

Trans hell as well too

tumblr post by Vamprisms: science fiction as a genre was invented specifically to show lesbians some greasy sweaty women in tank tops fixing machinery Agitowarriorsoftheforest then shows a greasy sweaty redheaded, muscular woman in a tank top fixing some machinery

Friend shared this and just: yes

jokes on you, yapping about nerd shit is precisely how i flirt

First Base: Trauma Dumping

Second Base: Sex

Third Base: A moment of shared comfort, like cooking together or just a day watching YouTube videos

Fourth Base: Becoming detached from your body and distrustful of intimacy. Going no contact for at least a week

it's a service we're all to happy to provide

ive become the kind of girl who would stuff high school me into a locker

manic pixie dream twink

be gay, do crimes (do not talk about it)

Poster from a gay hacker space kinda place and

yeah, this, next few years gonna be a whole lotta: This

Describe what you do for a living in the darkest possible way. I'll start:

I'm a telemarketer that trades in human souls.

is is weird that I originally learned the gooch press technique from northernlion

Tired of condoms. That's why I finally laminated the damn thing.

they're hot enough that they usually overwinter in haunted forests, but they'll definitely appreciate the gesture!

DTF: Hot Single MILFs Hiding In YOUR Walls!!

i think i'm about one more "let's just be friends" away from joining a monastery

just literally the funniest possible way for China to fuck up the entire US economy

extremely funny

My breakfast. A bowl of high protein greek yogurt with strawberry jam, chia seeds, and granola. First meal in a while that isn't 40% butter.

watch out bitches, I'm in my yoga mom era

All else aside, I don't think this mook understands just how much of Canadian identity is "no, we're not American, we hate those guys"

like, even the libs aren't gonna go quietly on this one

And pronouns too 🏳️‍⚧️

how is it that every artist drawing goofy comics on the internet turns out to be unreasonably attractive. i have seen two or three of these goons' faces for the first time this week and hhhhhhhh

to be clear, I'm talking about my height