A fawn cat in a large, poofy beige bed

He is comfy

A fawn cat wearing a red vest style harness stands in a bed of carrots, he is being silly

He’s inspecting his crops

Was just trying to legally define a beach when a West German Sex Symbol & Superstar interrupted our conversation

Check out my City

Just found out I’m 1 Degree removed from Vladimir Putin

Fit check

Today is his Day

Just got rolled up on by a critter

An infant on the street just called me their father, what an imbecile

He like if Jesus Christ was every member of The Beatles

$19 FIFA Battlepass Card

Ginger Beef Rice Bowl with Red/Orange Peppers, Carrots and Onions; topped with chopped Green Onions

Allegedly we are cookin

The Talking Heads People Like Us

This song was about autism

A black cat on a kitchen counter, his back turned to the camera because he is angry

Currently he is holding a grudge

A black cat lays draped across the top of a couch, you can see his whole body as his legs dangle over the edge. He’s lying on a crocheted grey, black, and beige scarf blanket

A closer shot of a black cat laying draped across the top of a couch. He’s lying on a crocheted grey, black, and beige scarf blanket

A close up of the black cat’s face. He looks comfortable and content

Big News: He is sleepy

Two cats sleep snuggled up with eachother on a teal pillow atop a white reclining lawn chair. A black cat sleeps further back while an orange and black calico cat sleeps in front of him

Schleepy

A big, scary, ancient whale. He is large and rotund, the biggest boy to ever do it. His tiny head protrudes into a long mouth full of fucked up teeth. He sports a devious look as he prepares to munch a shark bigger than a Great White

This is what the munchies feel like

Dave is a huge father name

Chinese Embassy in Canada please stop calling me I will not pick up the package you have for me

A black cat standing next to a black cat pillow

He’s seeing double

call her Lee Harvey Oswald the way that head made me explode

Two cats, chillin on a lawn chair, watching a squirrel in their backyard

Big News: There is a Squirrel

Two cats, in a lawn chair, snugglin cause they are best buddies

Look

I’m here and I’m bringing a vibe most devious with me