I just did this on MY parents’ tv!!!

he would have a really annoying substack complaining about how art sucks now because it’s too woke shortly before getting outed as a fascist

I will come over and kick u

The Simpsons has struck comedy gold again and revitalized its aging brand with the addition of "Beautiful Bart" a version of Bart so beautiful that he is the cause of obsession and murder

He crumbled his cracker in his hand. He did not want a new one, he wanted me to put together the one he broke. He has been screaming about this for 10 minutes now.

Can’t draw a circle

Do you think Grogu is a good sleeper. Do you think he sleeps though the night or do you think Mando has to wake up and cuddle him at 2 am.

one battle after another

as a jrpg fan, my primary interests in video games are raising and lowering sewer gates, such as to manipulate the water level

A Burger King sign that says “BIG MOUTH WHITE”

Burger King in Kyoto put a sign up about ya mans

Having the most millennial parent experience: at the Baltimore Guinness brewery and it’s full of kids and parents with a guy doing a cleaned up version of tubthumpin on the guitar

How are you supposed to play never have I ever with your friend’s MOM

super mario galaxy edit reading "april - 1805. napoleon is master of europe. only the british fleet stands before him. oceans are now battlefields."

My kid loves saying hi to them and getting the trucks to honk at him

He dropped the price tag I took off of his new shirt on the floor

a screenshot from Ricki Lake with the chyron “wants to tell his valentine crush she has “bodacious bazongas”

if you’re seeing this it was meant to find you today

Toddler keeps asking me to sing “another butt song” (inserting the word ”butt” into his nursery rhymes). The theme for this Valentine’s Day is 69 Butt Songs

Oh, meth, mmm meth! YouTube video by Love The PIF

The entire time this episode was playing I had this PSA jingle stuck in my head
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George of the Jungle (1997)

Ok just saw a license plate that says TESLUSSY, burn it all down

“I want something!” He did not further specify what “something“ was.

i didn’t put his t-shirt on backwards

Honestly, same here

final stage of US empire sees us capturing several presidents, putting them in a house, and making a show. we will watch the presidents fall in love. we will watch them hate and despise and reconcile with each other. a thrilling conclusion to the american project. well then there's All Stars

I love all of the things mentioned in that screenshot

Is “Crying in the Walgreens Parking Lot” the generic version of Crying in H Mart

*grudgingly letting you into evidence storage* okayyy but I better not get in trouble

He’s earning his keep

I think you mean Trotskitty

What Every Non-Fiction Book Is Called Now we all remember the “tiny things we know to be small” title crisis of 2022 but we ought not overlook nonfiction titles like

nonfiction titles today:

First Things: Why The Morning Ends (And Why It Doesn’t Have To)
Pasta Fabulous
1927: The Year Before 1928
What Costco Can Teach Us About China, and What China Can Teach Us About Strategy

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