this is the angriest I’ve actually ever been at you

let the record show that i was right 😤

Melania: I never cut child in half with sword. I never do this.

The entire USA: what?

Melania: not me.

aw man now I gotta marry you all over again—!

just looked at my podcast feed and said "fuck yes it's wet day"

can't stop thinking about 17 hours a day. replacing one of those hours with literally any non-screen activity would be beneficial. do some shoplifting. take up vandalism. throw rocks at cars from your window.

(yes I know his first name is James, no one take this away from me)

shout out to Hamilton Leithauser, gotta be my favorite musician whose name sounds like a midcentury appliance manufacturer

happy trans day of visibility to my trans brothers and sisters, and to my gorgeous wife. folks, this woman makes a mean red sauce, lays down a sick bassline, and she is the only one I can imagine laughing through these dark days with 🩷🤍🩵

I love when the top roles for regulatory agencies are held by lobbyists from the industries they're supposed to be regulating. sign of a healthy system

omg 🥲

Nirvanna The Band The Show The Movie is finally available to stream, and everyone should go and watch it immediately.

if the end of “nirvanna the band the show the movie” makes you cry, you’re gay (i’m gay as hell)

I'm going to hire them all and start a dogfighting ring

💯

It never feels good sending off money to the federal government around this time of year but it has never felt as bad as it does today. I know I have paid to produce so much suffering throughout my entire life but there was always a plausible deniability baked in. Like how they put blanks in one of the firing squad rifles. Could be my money is going to school books or cancer research you could sort of lie to yourself before. But now there are no books being purchased and no research is being done. I wonder how long it will take for the fruits of my specific labor to be processed into a neighbor’s anguish? Watch as this brutal machinery transforms the written word into abductions. Something like bureaucratic sublimation. I don’t know if they know how to track that sort of thing and if they ever did they must have fired everyone at that particular agency by now anyway.

I know I have paid to produce so much suffering throughout my entire life but there was always a plausible deniability baked in. Like how they put blanks in one of the firing squad rifles.

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The reason you can’t give a single inch on anything be it trans rights or dignity for unhoused people is that they, democrats and republicans alike, will take it and say thanks what else is in your pockets? They won’t say thanks actually.

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a trans woman i know is being deported back to the USA due to the Home Office messing up paperwork.

her wife is desperately trying to raise the funds to prevent this. they have 48 hours before she’s put on a plane and might never be able to return.

please, help if you can. they’re both terrified.

holy shit lol

(Harvey Danger voice)
I'm quite sick
And I'm unwell

drawing a straight line from liking Devotchka as a youth and now liking Roy Orbison as an old fart

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UK Supreme Court: You're allowed to discriminate against trans people, but you don't have to

cis people: "well, our hands are tied"

hot babes are as hot babes do

testerino

testerino

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i was out for *blood*

🌬️🍝

a still from the end of 2001, a Space Odyssey, of Dave dining alone.

me when my wife isn't home