Nearly to the end of April, & I'm now at a grand total of 6 finished models. This could be a record-breakingly slow year!

#Nerdlings #WarhammerCommunity #PaintingMiniatures

I've not collected a Chaos Space Marine army since 3rd edition, so I had never really noticed how odd the weapon loadouts for Chaos Rhinos were.

Oh you can give this 3 weapons? How many weapon mounts does it have? Oh, just the 2? Fuck me I guess.

Can we just...Throw a brick at Logan Paul's head at this point? He is doing his fraud grift on manga now!?

SAM NEILL GENERAL JOHN MACARTHUR If you were to commit a murder, how would you do it? It's got to be big! No slipping something into someones drink, that's just pathetic. I'd use a steamroller, just leave a stain on the road. There's probably a couple of people I'd put under a steamroller, but I won't say who they are, otherwise when they see a steamroller coming their way they'll be on full alert. And steamrollers don't go very fast...

Never forget that time Sam Neill gave a quote about murder that was so beautifully kabonkers, we all assumed it was a Clickhole bit initially

Rita Repulsa, Goldar and Scorpina laughing at a baby, shouting "YES, CRY, CRY HARDER, BABY!"

Designated AI Hater!

Something overcame me to make this

Drowning meme, showing Bluesky leadership paying attention to AI while the codebase drowns, and why's phone dead at the bottom

NEWS Chinese Orbiter Pulverizes Starlink with a 2-Watt Laser Beam Fired from 36,000KM Above Earth Published on April 21, 2026 at 6:30 am (DR By Evelyn Hart • Reading duration: 4 minutes A faint laser fell 36,000km through turbulent skies over China. By the time it hit the ground, it was moving data faster than Starlink ever could. © A Chinese Telescope Caught a Shattered Laser Beam From Space. Credit: Shutterstock

misunderstood this headline and got so hrny i passed out

John M. Burns

Someone got bingo...

Narrator: "they voted yes."

He also did the bookcover/ in-book comic illustrations for Anthony Horowitz' Alex Rider Series.

as much as it feels like Everything is Internet now, Very Online is still smaller than you think

Why, the chief/lead technical advisor, recently subscribed to a list of "AI Haters" which seems to have been upset that I posted this:

bsky.app/profile/winc...

Unclear if they're bothered by the observations in the text, or that I still read books rather than AI summaries.

lady cima!!!!!!!!!! 🥰😍

planned obsolescence, one of the foremost evils on the long list of evils in the tech industry. delighted that i lived to see it curbed.

now, to expand this beyond phones to virtually all products.

@iwriteok.bsky.social the Behind The Bastards on Jimmy Saville is absolutely harrowing. Possibly the grimmest I've heard.

Dear god

Sisters of Battle from Warhammer 40K.

Judge Cassandra Anderson from 2000AD.

My favorite character design micro-genre? Science fiction Debbie Harry

the vibe codes have stolen all the pictures

79% of Americans:

Also:
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Many of these are explicitly Aussie themed but I feel many of them will appeal to many others:

www.crocostyles.com.au/product-page...

When i was gremlin i liked magic, but no today
every game mechanic of interest delegated to it. Is always easy can do anything, and never ask a real price to pay

World where magic could only do one thing like heal and other is dangerous and banned, would be interesting
#wizardry

SHRINKFLATION!!!

A pair of digital callipers measuring a custard cream biscuit. It is 47.2mm long.

Since I’ve been having fun recreating old minis I’ve picked up some cheap digital callipers so I’m not just using a ruler and eyeballing it. I must now know the exact size of everything in the house.

A Giant Freaking Robot headline reading "The Best Sci-Fi Remake Of All Time Is Now Streaming Free" accompanied by a picture of Judge Anderson removing her jacket revealing her bare skin

This is a weird shot to pick to represent Dredd, right?

Being British is knowing the difference between a Tesco, a big Tesco, and a little Tesco.

Jock

a reminder that scrungaloids

The insane reaction by the markets to everything Trump says has created a situation where oil prices go down, but the supply isn't increasing.

It's divorced from financial first principles. It's Wile E. Coyote running off the cliff and standing in mid-air before looking down.