Even if you stumble, a step is still a step.

astronauts: *lost contact with earth for 40 minutes*
me: jealous

"Exclamation mark," I say dryly into my speech-to-text message.

Don't be angry with me because I spoke the truth. Be angry with me because I'm an asshole.

We’re all fucked.

You’re not special.

Xxxx

shitposting is macaroni art for grownups

I take mushroom gummies as and when for pissed-off-ness and mild anxiety which contain Lion's mane and other mushrooms and omfg I def think they work!

lolol in UK we pay £70 ($100) so...sorry not sorry for you <3 but yeah fuck that Trump fella....on that we agree

When the big things are allllllll fucked up, I rely on the small things to stay sane and happy.

Today's small things have been putting clean sheets on my bed and sharing cheesy Quavers with my dog.

Here's to good small things *clinks glass*.

collecting rain in wine glasses so i can have sips of the sky whenever i feel too mortal

boom

All social media posts are now postcards from the edge.

quite...poor, deluded America :(

*takes long drag off cigarette, flicks it away*
listen kid, when i was your age we didn't have mobile phones, we sat around trimming our split ends and getting tan tattoos with paper stencils, we thought we had all the time uhh, i forgot where i was heading with this but- hey! where are you going?

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If today were a person I would punch it in the face <3

i think florida is ai

I hope your dog lives long enough to grow grizzled and cranky and wise. And if not, let them at least teach you how to live in the absolute moment 🐾

everything is a joke but nothing is funny anymore

<3

Quick question: what in the sweet feathery fuck

xxxxxxx

very

maintaining a delicate balance between wanting to stay informed and wanting to stay sane

A blithering of idiots, if you will.

In high school I only played the trombone so I could hit people and make it look like an accident.

i really thought i’d be spending a lot more time out on the moors by now