"should we really resort to playing dirty to defeat the nazis i–"

yes. kick em in the fucking balls. what kind of question is that. grow the fuck up

*mostly because they're all dead

**no i didn't kill them
***not all of them anyway

i just can't take him seriously with his slight but still noticeable googly eyes

Commie Warlock (@CommieWarlock) on twitter: "humans really made up paper money and to give it value said it's value was based on a metal which also has a made up value and then convinced everyone again that those made up values are constantly decreasing and that they determine whether or not a child can eat"

Mike Nellis @MikeNellis "I'M NO LONGER CATHOLIC!" Hannity ABANDONS HIS FAITH for Trump NELLIS X.com • +*+

Amazing that in the national divorce the libs are getting the NFL, butter and cooking oil, being attracted to adult women, standup comedy, Bud Light, and now also Catholicism

they don't show up on doordash for me right now, i guess because they only do delivery orders after 9pm? according to the wafflehouse website. this is all very strange indeed. i suspect aliens.

i still believe you can change someone's mind face to face. i might just be a fool however.

it's weird they would use someone with such a distinctive face on purpose, which actually makes me wonder if she's just a genius who keeps presenting herself to them as a new person

i'm reminded of the various child's play imitators that sprang up over the years, which hey - more power to 'em if they're well run and getting the job done. it's fine!

it's like an alien saw sliced brisket in the background of a photo and then recreated it using flattened snail

bsky.app/profile/nfnn...

that's actually kind of an amazing prank by them

one thing against them may be that while their influence on metal is undeniable, they have a very specific style which is not often imitated. unlike say, black sabbath, whose descendants are abundant and easily spotted. or maybe jann wenner just doesn't like bruce lol

i remember my dad once told me matter-of-factly that obama was likely the antichrist lol

trump asking the nearest blonde if he's allowed to appoint a hungarian to head dhs

and frankly it was only a matter of time for the dumbest occupant in the history of the white house

JD Vance hasn’t fucked an ottoman like this since undergrad

they had a ww3 which wiped out all major cities and i assume at least some of capitalism, but it was still humans being humans until first contact with vulcans. after that, boom: space exploration-based utopia

i'm still not sure how he survived fartgate

and with trump flailing too. it's not quite a life preserver, but they threw him some damn water wings

herbert hebrew is definitely a scrapped jk rowling character

totally unrelated, i'm really enjoying the new season of daredevil

Boston Globe mock front page from April 9, 2016. Date says April 9, 2017, with giant headline “DEPORTATIONS TO BEGIN” and “Markets sink as trade war looms.”

Ten years ago today, in April 2016, the Boston Globe printed a satirical front page imagining a future Trump administration. The page was called "alarmist," "hyperbolic," "dystopian." But we’ve put up with so much since then it now looks like . . . a slow Thursday?

no no he's finally solved the middle east for real this time! we tried everything else but never thought to have them talk to the dumbest man alive

true but it hits different when it's real (which not much in this movie is, from what i remember). thanks, internet!

true but it's always interesting when one of these jackwagons is (briefly) frightened of the monster he helped create