Same company btw (the biggest one -2Apply)

train last night was absolutely jammed BUT people had moved down the aisles so while it wasn't pleasant you could at least move your elbows

by April 21, ppl have finally understood that we live in a society

(the aus government turns to burglary) pretty sure that homeless guy has 20 cents in his sleeping bag

Age News Headline: "Luxury cars and ‘pick lists’: The burglary boom hitting Melbourne’s elite postcodes"

Petty criminals demonstrating a better understanding of where to access funding than the Aus government

To make real carbonara you don't use cream, or eggs or pasta. You just squeeze an orange into a glass. Wait that's orange juice

It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly

Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way

Never a good sign when the post match reddit thread has this disclaimer

One of our players (Holland) started experiencing an altered state and left the field flipping off his fellow players and fans. Taylor Byrne missed a match winner on the buzzer and even Collingwood looked sorry for him. Nightmare.

I think that was so traumatizing I completely missed the next one, for good reason it seems

Someone posted this in a local history group and I thought "lol, hey does anyone remember a blonde man walking around at some point during a 20 year period" but ppl are responding with actual answers and everyone is going yeah that's the guy

(sees a straight cis couple in any context whatsover) well well well if it isn't

every time this site goes down i take up subsistence farming again and every time it turns back on i lose interest and my crops go to shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

I saw that and thought huh, I wonder if Chris will like it when he definitely watches it

Someone posted this in a local history group and I thought "lol, hey does anyone remember a blonde man walking around at some point during a 20 year period" but ppl are responding with actual answers and everyone is going yeah that's the guy

Let me help you with that question: those are two different guys

When I was sixteen a naval recruiter asked me whether I fancied myself a "strong lad"? I told him I didn't fancy myself at all, only person I fancied was Molly from two farms over, but she never even looked at me on account of me father's sheep thieving. Navy man nodded and left.

man holding up a cat in his kitchen, cat has paws outstretched

flashback to 2020 lockdown, helping my cat with a troublesome moth

I’m pro-therapy, but I hate how the little therapy couches aren’t real. Do you want people to go go therapy or not? Make the little couches real. What’s that accent you’ve got? Can you make it more Austrian? Now put some mustard on in.

hah, joke's on you. i'm not a *useful* idiot.

(Feeding a slice of bread into the toaster) Eat up little one (Grabbing the bread after it pops back up) Ungrateful beast, no dessert for you

In my heart I feel that I should be able to get to Broome from here if I could stand a bus missing a couple of wheels.

So many Victorian towns are actually inaccessible by public transport which annoys me cos I usually assume you can travel anywhere here as long as you're willing to catch a horrible bus.

really good images of the model of NYC they made for the hudsucker proxy from an old issue of cinefex

the fact that he’s using it for propaganda makes me regret ever painting this

Smack That by Akon playing on the work Spotify first day back from holidays, absolutely funereal, hope is being buried and rain has filled the grave with muddy water

ROMEO, BAKER M. @BakerMikeRomeo • 2h why would the pope care about your book Rod Dreher @roddreher • 1h Because it was widely denounced by Antonio Spadaro, SJ, and others as "anti-Francis" (which it's not, but that was the line in Civilta Cattolica, which Francis reads and has to approve before publication). And Francis's people called around Italy before my book tour asking... ROMEO, BAKER M. @BakerMikeRomeo Replying to @roddreher ok so here's the thing: he's the pope, right and you're explaining to a cartoon rabbit on the internet why you're important enough that the pope should know who you are

Since we’re all making fun of Rod Dreher, I think about this at least once a week

(drunk, crawling under a bush in a public garden) I know they say toilets are the unisex but if you poop hard enough to break the bowl they know a boy did it and everyone gets mad at you

sick of these catholic converts showing up and saying "well I have a different interpretation of the scripture" no you don't. that's protestantism and a heresy. don't like it there's the (incredibly beautiful and heavily ornamented with precious metals) door

my idea of economics was forever changed when this girl in ninth grade was like “your family’s rich” and i said “yeah right, my dad’s a journalist and my mom’s a teacher, do the math” and she said “my dad’s a magician”