Natural selection. San Franciscans who can't adapt are devoured by predators and their souls commended to Emperor Norton.

no one is doing it like jd vance, a loser across three continents in a single weekend

I didn't know the context at first and thought OP had become a fantasy bartender in real life.

It’s profoundly ignorant to suggest that the Pope should be fighting crime on behalf of the Catholic Church. Anyone who was remotely familiar with Roman Catholicism would know that that’s what Daredevil is for

Green crystals on a Grey background.

Hey Boss, got that shipment of kryptonite you wanted.

digital painting a deer covered in blood. It has a long neck made of worms. It's head still intact, worms burst from the eye sockets and mouth.

The worms are angry

Raymond Massey in the trailer for Arsenic & Old Lace captioned by marketing as "He makes FRANKENSTEIN look like a GLAMOUR BOY!"

Political theorist at billion dollar think tank: You know what was great for everyone? The Anti Popes!

Did…the Trump regime lowkey threaten to kill the pope?

LMAO gotcha! That's not a gaboon viper, it's a butterfly pupa that looks like a gaboon viper to frighten predators. Get batesian mimicried loser. You absolute buffoon! This is a gaboon viper. #aprilfools

What appears to be the head of a snake however something seems off.

A really cool picture of a gaboon viper.

Can't say that I have. Looks like a good read though.

A podcast host says "today on the pod, we have Ted from I have no mouth and I must scream." The host asks Ted, a gelatinous blob "how ya doin, Ted" Ted quivers in pain. The host looks attentive. Ted quivers in pain.

Remember if anyone asks you to do a polygraph for any reason other than a laugh don't do it. It's worthless bullshit that is inadmissable in court. People like cops will use it to intimidate you into confessing things whether you did them or not.

Rising Conservative Star Just Guy Wearing Nazi Armband And Crying

Rising Conservative Star Just Guy Wearing Nazi Armband And Crying theonion.com/rising-conservative-star...

Also it seems like every time Canada is mentioned it's some sort of red herring. They weren't a real Canadian or they didn't actually flee to Canada. Whatever it is Canada was just used to obfuscate the truth.

It's really fun watching Poirot and Miss Marple and seeing a British actor playing an American rancher, movie star or oil baron (the professions available to Americans) and doing an american accent that's just slightly off. Almost imperceptable but still distracting.

i don't much like platner for the same reason i have rapidly come to dislike annie andrews and the same reason i don't like newsom — values matter, and throwing out homophobic or misogynistic or transphobic "jokes" display contempt for the values the overwhelming majority of party voters live by

I keep tropiary shaped like police officers in my home for this exact reason.

me and the other scheming viziers are wearing shoes gifted to us by the king that are way too big. we look ridiculous. the whole court is laughing at us behind our backs. honestly this is a pretty low point for us, the scheming viziers

I'd say for a long time Trump's policy advisors have been Norman Vincent Peale and Rhonda Byrne.

Grammarly Is Facing a Class Action Lawsuit Over Its AI ‘Expert Review’ Feature The feature, which Grammarly shut down Wednesday, presented editing suggestions as if they came from established authors and academics—without their consent.

I'm suing Grammarly over its paid AI feature that presented editing suggestions as if they came from me - and many other writers and journalists - without consent.

State law requires consent before someone's name can be used for commercial purposes.

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I think Mr.5 wore that outfit during a cover story.

You can really see how Max's cool mom and goofy Dad helped shape him into the sharp tongued youth he is today. Then after thorough training with the twins the world's rudest kid was brought to full power.

This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t George W. Bush may think that a war against Iraq is the solution to our problems, but the reality is, it will only serve to create far more.

This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t

I did my own research (vaguely remember something a guy next to me at a restaurant was saying last year)

Image with a variety of “Totally Normal Frogs” drawings. Their names include Cool Frog, Tawny, Bumble, Melon, Gator, Flytrap, Thing, and Blaze

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