Posts by Paireon
"You weren't supposed to do it on camera, guys!"
Strongest terms my ass.
Congratulations!
Also: On a gagné, tabarnak.
Welp, you're 2-on-2 so far.
2nd best... Hmm. quite a few good ones. Best sci-fi horror is deffo The Thing (fight me); military sci-fi is Aliens; sci-fi action is The Terminator; space opera is Empire Strikes back; sci-fi satire is a toss-up between They Live and RoboCop...
More like a case of the (would-be) emperor has no clothes, methinks. Their arguments leave them butt-naked but they're entirely too un-self-aware to notice.
...They are literally pushing for Western culture to become dysfunctional and regressive in their bid to become techno-feudal overlords egads the hypocrisy
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Good thing I wasn't drinking anything when I read this because I'd have spit all over my keyboard at "the George Lazenby of Ryans".
Gleefully malevolent unicorn centaur. Neat.
LOL, no worries, I just wanted to take part in the fun of the thread.
So he's following the Pete Hegseth school of management?
LOL, fair.
*Cartoonishly bad Russian accent:* Send him fight on side of Glorious Mother Russia so can contribute to new Russian domestic product, Glorious mobik meat cube. Increase value of existence by infinity, go from net very negative to net slight positive. Then send Lada and potato sack to widow Usha.
I am staggeringly bad at adulting and I could have done better by my lonesome.
...Look, I know what you're going for and fully agree with the sentiment (it is metaphorically (or maybe allegorically?) speaking 100% correct), but my autistic ass just had to verify and turns out The Free Press has one R too many to fully fit in Release the Epstein Files.
(Sorry, I had to say it)
"wHy Is DoRk ToWeR pOlItIcAl NoW!?!?"
Some "enilghtened centrist" (who still votes Republican), probably.
I mean, I'm not trans (doing my best to be an ally) and even I 100% don't believe him, despite also being on the autism spectrum. I know what respectful humor about minority groups looks like.
Fair, but going Full Luigi is also good. As long as you're ready to face the consequences.
Well, maybe not the Pope.
Maybe.
Eh, at the risk of sounding like an insensitive douche I do not care for the welfare of people like this:
Mood kindred.
When was the missile sent to Diego Garcia, MICHAEL. WHEN. Could it be, oh, both LONG AFTER TRUMP DESTROYED THE OBAMA DEAL WITH IRAN AND DURING THE PRESENT CONFLICT, WHICH YOU STARTED DURING NEGOTIATIONS WITH IRAN TO MAKE A NEW DEAL?
Ratfuckers, each and every single one of them.
That... that's not a bad thing, is it? I mean given the allegations, defending him is kinda... not good.
TBF I said highly doubtful, not impossible; bit hard to be fully optimistic and trusting lately but hey, sometimes it's fine.
Yey! I love your stuff!
(Kinda why I follow you; it's got this vibe that resonates with my tortured soul*)
*Tortured by the soul-crushing mundanity and mediocrity inherent to the reality we live in, that is. Sorry, I don't usually open up like that.
Highly doubtful, though the naming coincidence is rather amusing.
LOL, awesome.
Damn. If only I had the space in my bedroom for those.
As a Québécois I'm both proud and laughing my ass off at their almost overnight success. BONUS: for a while there their costumes made our homegrown conspiracy theorists go absolutely bonkers screaming that "actually" they were an NWO/Illuminati psy-op.