Tha fuck is spotify doing

You almost got me, Tea. But I'm not reading that.

Avocados are a delicacy. You better order some peanut butter and jelly.

Now play the part where they sane-washed his insane Easter weekend posts

I trust American military and intelligence officials as far as I can throw them. So, I read this post as they have no fucking idea how many drones and missle launchers Iran has. But, it's a lot.

I created nintendo

He is, hence forth, the vile yellow dog

MEANWHILE FROM IRAN

Gonna have a brief ceasefire while all the prinicipal parties rearm and resupply. Yep.

This is what happens when you support a fascist Christian Nationalist party, who don't believe in transgender people & want them to disappear.

It is something to see in your lifetime if you have the chance

Dr Jesus 🤣

Yen or crypto. They stopped trading in dollars before any of this started, and it's likely a reason why it started.

There's already a thing called groupthink

An attack on one of us is an attack on all of us.

Whole point of NATO.

An attack BY one of us, without so much as a heads-up to the rest beforehand, is their own stupid problem

Effectively confirming they had to pause because they were running out of ammo

This should be the end of it, if starting a useless war to distract from domestic and criminal issues didn't quite do the job

yeah, but Kamala's laugh

You know, like locker room talk

Nah, it's actually possible for you to hit the MegaMillions

It's so dumb. What if we had a president that wanted to invest in renewable or sustainable forms of energy production like batteries, solar panels, and shit?

Why

AND ELIZABETH WARREN, YOU BITCHES

He's such a lying POS. He'll lie about things that are blatantly obvious he's lying about. He's sick. He needs to go to...

Hell

The U.S. Has Killed More than 160 People in Boat Strikes. We’re Tracking Them All. The Intercept is keeping count of all publicly declared U.S. attacks on boats in the Caribbean Sea and Pacific Ocean and the number of civilians killed.

The U.S. killed five more people in two strikes on April 11. The total number of people killed by strikes in the Pacific and Caribbean is now 168.

Nice, what could go wrong?

I really don't know, but is this blasphemy or sacrilege or something?

Man wearing MAGA hat laying face down on a golf course green

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