Booooooooo

Oh good god.

“Technical difficulties please stand by” with Kent Brockman

let’s check in on MLBtv on this here opening day

The audio on this rays/phils game is Crispy. Any contact sounds like it’s a fucking moon shot.

Untitled, by Joan Mitchell, 1992, 📸 via @dimfilipovic.bsky.social

I heard TMacs voice and now I wanna run thru a wall. BASEBALL. DAY DRINKIN. WE BACK.

If you wanted to cut waste, fraud, and abuse, you would empower the inspectors general.

If you wanted more waste, fraud, and abuse, you would fire them.

Brandon Marsh during batting practice

I’m barking respectfully.

Evening on Karl Johan Street, by Edvard Munch, 1892

The Ill-Matched Couple, by Lucas Cranach the Elder, 1530, 📸 by @Mikeyyowens

Sometimes I'll just make thumbnail graphics for YouTube videos that don't exist.

Elephant calf with trunk up

Elephant calf with trunk down

Elephant calf update: very baby

Frankie is a Boston Terrier dog, available for adoption in Cape Coral, FL.

Let the tail wags and adventures begin! Meet, Frankie, located in Cape Coral, FL.

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at least it's friday

Phillies photoshops until baseball is back - January 30

The Stolen Kiss, by Jean Honoré Fragonard, 1760, 📸 by @MattHintonPhoto

Gonna tell the kids this was RFK Jr.

Jax is a American Staffordshire Terrier dog, available for adoption in Pierceton, IN.

Jax is a American Staffordshire Terrier dog, available for adoption in Pierceton, IN.

Ready to add a little wag to your life? Say hello to, Jax, located in Pierceton, IN.

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Rohan**SPECIAL NEEDS SWEETHEART! is a American Bulldog mix available for adoption in Pittsburgh, PA.

Rohan**SPECIAL NEEDS SWEETHEART! is a American Bulldog mix available for adoption in Pittsburgh, PA.

Rohan**SPECIAL NEEDS SWEETHEART! is a American Bulldog mix available for adoption in Pittsburgh, PA.

Rohan**SPECIAL NEEDS SWEETHEART! is a American Bulldog mix available for adoption in Pittsburgh, PA.

Your couch companion and adventure ally awaits: Rohan**SPECIAL NEEDS SWEETHEART!, located in Pittsburgh, PA.

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Goliath 2615 is a Mixed Breed dog, available for adoption in Columbus, GA.

Goliath 2615 is a Mixed Breed dog, available for adoption in Columbus, GA.

Introducing a special friend in need of a loving home: Goliath 2615, located in Columbus, GA.

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Just watched a guy quote Bad Religion’s “Los Angeles is Burning” in a live shot on KNBC and the reporter got mega uncomfy and cut to the helicopter lady.

Two cups of hot cocoa, one is much wider at the top and both are filled with mini marshmallows

If you use a shorter, wider mug you can have as much cocoa and 3x the marshmallows

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Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

i’ve been watching a couple of tiny desk concerts and i didn’t enjoy them at all. they should be answering emails instead. where are their computers

SINJAH is a Pit Bull Terrier dog, available for adoption in Vero Beach, FL.

Unlock endless joy and companionship with, SINJAH, located in Vero Beach, FL.

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Road signs were hacked in Seattle:

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Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.

This is what I’m thankful for.