Someone should.

Clearly confusing it for "shit or get off the pot"

my dumb neighbors across the street apparently love nothing better than smoking for hours in their running cars in the street. like, I'm glad they're not smoking in the house with their pets & children, I guess, but...

me when someone cites the deep magic to me even though I was there when it was written: holy shit, for real? I don't remember that part at all

A cartoon picture of a smoking cat Text: PLEASE DON'T EVER TRADE YOUR AUTHENTICITY FOR APPROVAL. LET PEOPLE DISLIKE YOU

Gentle reminder…

*sigh*
If your Kickstarter video/image is AI, I won't back it.
If your book has an AI cover, I won't read it.
If you're a public supporter of AI use for creative work, I will unfollow you.
I cannot stress enough how offensive I find AI use in the arts. It is outright theft, it is lazy, it is gross.

How about instead, I don't let my wallet distract me from literal threats to the lives of millions of innocent souls, REVEREND.

i think if you tweet "a whole civilization will die tonight" you shouldn't go to the hague, the hague should get to come to you

A message from a spammer with what appears to be text from an AI prompt result, which reads: “Here are three fresh versions of the message with distinct structures, keeping all the data points identical, but changing the delivery style. Option 1: Executive Summary Style Amazon Recruiting: Remote Staff Opening"

I get spam text messages every day, typically trying to buy my house (which is not for sale) or offering me a job (that I didn’t ask for). Today they were too lazy to even remove the AI garbage from the top before copy/pasting.

together, we encompass the entire world

Perhaps they need to take it; maybe they’re actually autistic and not German?

This morning's wake up call was a good reminder that sometimes we just need to enjoy the good things when they're happening :)

I took the German or Autistic diagnostic and scored Neither. I am apparently the control group. german.millermanschool.com

I hope when it happens, I find out the traditional way, the SPN meme

Hand written sign at shop reading “WE HAVE” “CHICKEN” “NOODLE” “SOUP”

Gotta say, I’m not so confident that you do

rip to your land war in Asia but I'm different

Hemingway etc etc saddest four words etc etc

A brand new Toyota Corolla starts at ~$23k, which is still pretty high, but nowhere near $50-70k for a dumb SUV or truck

wouldn't it be funny if EVERYONE blocked this Attie AI account @ bsky.app/profile/atti... before they could do anything with it

Humping is also a show of dominance, so it's entirely possible that toy was just spouting off some out-of-pocket shit

"Ok, sure, I set your house on fire, but I haven't received a single 'thank you' for helping to extinguish the flames. And should I get some share of that insurance money?"

I am weary of The Discourse where folks take every opportunity to insist that the books are Bad or Cliche or [insert opinion here]. Sure, maybe, but the quality of the books is immaterial; it's all those profits going to a dangerous, powerful bigot that gets me. That's why I'm judging the viewers.

It also doesn't hurt that he's played by Clarke Peters, who is basically spectacular in every role I've seen him play.

yeah, go spy on those dinosaurs, let 'em know we're all watching

i wish all my dear muslims a very Eid Mubarak

none of these descriptions nor the pixelated buildup could have possibly prepared me for the reality of this mascot o___o

zendaya is meechee YouTube video by Gabriel Gundacker

I feel like people may have forgotten about this because of the way Twitter imploded so here it is on a different platform:

that man is charm personified

A picture of a packet of instant mash mix titled "smooth mashed potato"

[Sade voice 🎵]