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Posts by Caleb Roehrig
I don’t love how every antisocial aspect of Twitter that gets replicated over here is then treated as a unique facet of Bluesky’s culture. Dogpiling is a Twitter thing and it’s still happening exponentially more on X than here
I know exactly what part of Michigan you’re talking about, because I went on that same field trip to the Jiffy plant 😋
Took me a few minutes to get the third one, because I was trying to figure out what Julius Caesar has to do with the Oscars 🥴
Congratulations!!!
I know her replacement will be just as awful, but I choose to enjoy her downfall
And to think: all from the comfort of my own home!
Annie Wilkes from Misery is spiritually Millennial:
▪️cottagecore
▪️extremely toxic fandom
▪️aggressive side part
▪️weird childish curses
▪️puritanical, but also
▪️horrifyingly perverted
RIP Annie you would have been so good at BookTok
SERIOUSLY. As my professor once said: “Being in character on camera is acting. Being in character offstage is psychosis.”
🥰🥹🫶
Thank you, Ian 🥹🫶
It’s been 84 years… 😵💫
TELL ME ABOUT IT 🤯
Cover art is by Teo Skaffa!
Pictured is the cover art for CREEPY KID by Caleb Roehrig. A boy in a black hoodie stands at center of frame, looking up at a red-knee tarantula perched on his head. Behind him, beyond some crooked iron gates and tilted headstones, stands a dilapidated old house with a spectral being visible in an upstairs window.
🚨 COVER REVEAL!! 🚨 I am so thrilled to share the cover for my upcoming debut middle grade title, CREEPY KID! It’s about a boy whose new house is haunted by two ghosts—and only he can help them move on. It comes out on August 25, but it’s available for preorder now!
📚: bookshop.org/beta-search?...
I don’t know which three ghosts visited her, but I’m gonna venmo them $5 each
I feel like the universe just played Fuck-Mary-Kill with Jonathan Bailey, Zohar Mamdani, and Dick Cheney
This is what it feels like to be the last person on the internet who is Normal about Taylor Swift
Oh wow—congratulations!!
I fixed the Cracker Barrel logo if anyone is interested! #illustration #branding
Thank you!! And who knows…maybe I’ll manage it someday?! 😅
Happy birthday!!
In a stunning moment of erotic fervour, calculator demands BOOBS.
I WANT THAT TWINK OBLITERATED! is back in stock at proud-geek.co.uk. It’s a queer sci-fi anthology collecting Seventeen stupidly fun, often horny pulp sci-fi and fantasy stories published by @bonabooks.bsky.social
#booksky
ZACK! MORRIS!! 🗣
FINALIST British Fantasy Awards 2025 Best Anthology And a picture of the deluxe hardback of "I Want That Twink Obliterated!", surrounded by tentacles.
I Want That Twink… Nominated?! 🤯
We’re over the moon (and beyond) that IWTTO! is a finalist at the BFAs.
Trying to explain to my former Gen Z intern what the second Iraq War was like (he was 1 when it started), and honestly:
Just know that every war in my lifetime has been started by a Republican president. Please remember that, no matter what bucket of lies the GOP tries to sell you, younger voters.