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Posts by Caleb Roehrig

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Seems to be a lot happening around Paltersan Slrrelnark

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I don’t love how every antisocial aspect of Twitter that gets replicated over here is then treated as a unique facet of Bluesky’s culture. Dogpiling is a Twitter thing and it’s still happening exponentially more on X than here

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I know exactly what part of Michigan you’re talking about, because I went on that same field trip to the Jiffy plant 😋

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Took me a few minutes to get the third one, because I was trying to figure out what Julius Caesar has to do with the Oscars 🥴

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Congratulations!!!

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I know her replacement will be just as awful, but I choose to enjoy her downfall

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And to think: all from the comfort of my own home!

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Annie Wilkes from Misery is spiritually Millennial:
▪️cottagecore
▪️extremely toxic fandom
▪️aggressive side part
▪️weird childish curses
▪️puritanical, but also
▪️horrifyingly perverted

RIP Annie you would have been so good at BookTok

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SERIOUSLY. As my professor once said: “Being in character on camera is acting. Being in character offstage is psychosis.”

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🥰🥹🫶

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Thank you, Ian 🥹🫶

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It’s been 84 years… 😵‍💫

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TELL ME ABOUT IT 🤯

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Cover art is by Teo Skaffa!

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Pictured is the cover art for CREEPY KID by Caleb Roehrig. A boy in a black hoodie stands at center of frame, looking up at a red-knee tarantula perched on his head. Behind him, beyond some crooked iron gates and tilted headstones, stands a dilapidated old house with a spectral being visible in an upstairs window.

Pictured is the cover art for CREEPY KID by Caleb Roehrig. A boy in a black hoodie stands at center of frame, looking up at a red-knee tarantula perched on his head. Behind him, beyond some crooked iron gates and tilted headstones, stands a dilapidated old house with a spectral being visible in an upstairs window.

🚨 COVER REVEAL!! 🚨 I am so thrilled to share the cover for my upcoming debut middle grade title, CREEPY KID! It’s about a boy whose new house is haunted by two ghosts—and only he can help them move on. It comes out on August 25, but it’s available for preorder now!

📚: bookshop.org/beta-search?...

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I don’t know which three ghosts visited her, but I’m gonna venmo them $5 each

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I feel like the universe just played Fuck-Mary-Kill with Jonathan Bailey, Zohar Mamdani, and Dick Cheney

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This is what it feels like to be the last person on the internet who is Normal about Taylor Swift

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Oh wow—congratulations!!

7 months ago 1 0 1 0
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I fixed the Cracker Barrel logo if anyone is interested! #illustration #branding

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Thank you!! And who knows…maybe I’ll manage it someday?! 😅

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Happy birthday!!

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In a stunning moment of erotic fervour, calculator demands BOOBS.

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I WANT THAT TWINK OBLITERATED! is back in stock at proud-geek.co.uk. It’s a queer sci-fi anthology collecting Seventeen stupidly fun, often horny pulp sci-fi and fantasy stories published by @bonabooks.bsky.social

#booksky

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ZACK! MORRIS!! 🗣

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FINALIST

British Fantasy Awards 2025

Best Anthology

And a picture of the deluxe hardback of "I Want That Twink Obliterated!", surrounded by tentacles.

FINALIST British Fantasy Awards 2025 Best Anthology And a picture of the deluxe hardback of "I Want That Twink Obliterated!", surrounded by tentacles.

I Want That Twink… Nominated?! 🤯

We’re over the moon (and beyond) that IWTTO! is a finalist at the BFAs.

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Trying to explain to my former Gen Z intern what the second Iraq War was like (he was 1 when it started), and honestly:

Just know that every war in my lifetime has been started by a Republican president. Please remember that, no matter what bucket of lies the GOP tries to sell you, younger voters.

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