i wish magic was real, then my magic chest would be the most powerful artifact in the universe!

bill s preston and theodore logan, spock, the rock, doc ock and hulk hogan fight now?

oh man, now who will gandalf the grey and gandalf the white and monty python and the holy grail's black knight and benito mussolini and the blue meanie and cowboy curtis and jambi the genie, robocop, the terminator, captain kirk and darth vader, lo pan, super man, every single power ranger,

ryan gosling is so cool he should be in a ghostbusters movie.

hi! i am john!

when i type in all lowercase i like to imagine that i am john because that is my name!

this is because ghostbusters is better, BTW!

:B

a friend of mine just sent me a message that only had an egg emoji. i didn't even know pesterchum had an egg emoji!

it would probably be pretty cool to sign off my posts with an egg emoji, now that is a good idea...

actually, no that idea pretty much just sucks.

i want to start a gofundme to get a new ghostbusters movie made.

bonus points if they can get dan akyroyd back, even if he talks like an infomercial salesman for the whole film. he completes the vibe of the original movies and is generally just one of the best actors ever.

john egbert (me!) giving a super cool wave to the camera

hi everyone! my name is john!