Yeah.. At non-seated concerts I usually complain about missing a step stool and make up detailed concepts in my head concerning possible height-regulated areas. 🙄😄

"I heard today," the cat I share a house with said, "that you humans only have one life."

"Most of us have only one, yes," I said.

"And you chose to spend it with me."

"Well, you moved in."

"You chose to spend it with me."

"When you put it like that, yes."

"You are wiser than you look."

"If they have to do it, they should do it in private."

"Yeah!"

"It's not right, doing it in the open where kids can see."

"Yeah! It's not like they have to, it's something they choose to do."

"True. Hate is a lifestyle choice."

"Absol- Hate?"

"Yeah. What did you think we were talking about?"

"The sign said 'shepherd wanted'?"

"Yeah, but I must tell you we've had trouble with wolves..." The farmer looked up. And up. "Er. You're a dragon?"

"Is that a problem?"

"You won't eat the flock?"

"I wouldn't eat a hoard."

The farmer nodded. "That's the right attitude. But no sleeping on them!"

Sorry but I just don't feel comfortable sharing public toilets with transphobes. At any moment they could just demand to have a look at my gennies. The law should protect women's spaces from these creeps.

I am a salt hag. The tides turns my blood. Waves call me down from the cliffs to occulted coves. Gulls gossip with me. My shore is augury. The rock I stand upon all the temple I need. All my magics are kissed by salted lips. – #EmilyCBanting, 1982 #WitchSky

Yeah.. *grumble*

Biblioteket på Borkenes, dit mamma kjørte meg ca hver uke i mange år. Relativt kjapt fikk jeg unntak fra regelen om at det bare var lov å låne 10-15 av gangen. Det holdt jo ikke en hel uke! 🥰

Stilig! 🤩

Word of the day is ‘librocubicularist’: one who loves nothing better than reading in bed.

(Not easy to say, but I’m glad to know it exists).

Skjermbilde Aftenposten

Krever vanvittig mye å stå på en talerstol og si dette. For en enorm ungdomsorganisasjon jeg er en del av, og for en rekke modige tillitsvalgte vi har i AUFere som Kristine, Håkon og Emilie i Trøndelag. De hadde fortjent så vanvittig mye bedre i dag.

Nr 4

Someone reading by the fireplace. Text above it saying: "As winter approaches, be sure to prepare by always having between 3-168 new books on hand at any given time. " By BecauseAllTheBooks

I wholeheartedly agree!

A Brief History of Modern Art in Poetry 1. Impressionism Roses sway in softened reds, Violets swim in murky blues, Sugar sparkles in the light, Blurring into golden you. 2. Surrealism Roses are melting, Violets are too. Ceci n’est pas le sucre. Keith is a giant crab 3. Social Realism Roses are dead, Violence is rife. Don’t sugar coat This bitter life. 4. Abstract Expressionism Are and. Violets roses so. You sweet blue. Are are red is sugar 5. Pop Art Roses go BLAM! Violets go POW! Sugar is COOL! You are so WOW! 6. Conceptual Art Roses are red, Coated in blood: A deer’s severed head Drips from above 7. Pointillism Roses have black spot, You’re spotty, too. Sugar is granulated. I’m dotty for you 8. Minimalism

Today’s poem is called ‘A Brief History of Modern Art in Poetry’.

Photo of a grumpy looking Maine Coon cat named Millie.

This is Millie, she hates to sit in anyones lap, but can cuddle a little while if picked up and held up over the shoulder. Will suddenly bite when she feels done with cuddling.

Our Ancient English Woodland, full Bluebell season April 2024

Sometimes the path chooses you

Definitely!
I love www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3D... by @sarahmillican.bsky.social

Love Hurts | Official Trailer YouTube video by Universal Pictures

I screamed when I saw the LOVE HURTS trailer.

I CANNOT WAIT.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=frYV...

Side bar for wholesomeness: Ke Huy Quan and Jeff Cohen (Data and Chunk!) are still friends and the latter negotiated KHQ's contract for Everything Everywhere All At Once. 🥰