saw that after orange face trashed the pope that he posted ai of himself as jesus. I checked it out and at the time I did the likes were 6.66k which you know, is appropriate for the content

Lunch today: Coconut Mocha coffee and Xanax

Apollo record broken in 5 minutes and orange fuck is having a press thing about bombing people at the same time. I want to live in the For All Mankind timeline.

After a few episodes of thinking it was mad men but with astronauts, which was fine, it settles in to its own thing and I love it. Great characters that you end up really caring about.

After watching a season and a half of For All Mankind I’ve decided that when I grow up I want to be an astronaut

So you want snow? lol

I’d be happy to share

It’s supposed to snow 20 inches tonight

You can lie and lie for the orange man, but he will throw you away the moment you do something that makes him look even worse than he already is. Noem-sayin?

Yeah, halfway through season 2 now

It’s crazy

Late to the party, fashionably imo, but finally watching The Jinx

Some say, the best ones, I’m in great health. The likes of which have never been seen before

The following is an excerpt from the State of Chris Address

I'm mentally and physically tired

Thank you for your attention to this matter! CMB

It’s too late. I can’t help it

Dammit

Can I be happy for the three MN wild players?

Fun! There better be pics 😂

Dallas took the North Stars from me, but that was a long long time ago. 😂

Can’t stand the Tkachuk brothers, but my Minnesota Wild boys are having a great game. Goal by Boldy from Hughes and huge help on penalty kill by Faber. I’m ready for NHL to start again 😂

My Minnesota Wild guy Faber was huge during it

Yeah, I’ve seen that happened in some places around here too. 😂

The best law in history 😂

Also had my alarm set for this. I love hockey so much 😭

I have no fucks left to give so from now on whenever anyone asks me a question I don't care to answer I'm just gonna lean in, whisper FOLLOW THE MONEY, and walk away mysteriously.

I know there's a lot of shit going on, but in an interview today Barack Obama confirmed that aliens are real, but he hasn't seen them. Kind of big news from a trustworthy source.

Players … the floor is yours

This is real: NYC bar opens for people with "AI" partners, dining tables optimized to dine with your AI companion. jfc

It ain’t easy being Thiesse, amirite? 🙃