Unfrozen Caveman Baseball Announcer

you should have to wait in line at a payphone to post

marchan’s average is lower than i thought possible

what was that abs challenge

GAME ENDS ON A WALK OFF BALK

i love that danhausen is getting his bag right now but i can't bring myself to watch wwe

Exactly one year ago today:

somehow, mike trout has one of the highest woba - xwoba differences, implying he should be doing way better than he is

how does irving azoff do all that

going to revolutionize law by bringing in an expert “expert witness” witness who carefully shows how useless expert witnesses are

Orion Kerkering (1.1IP 1H 0R 0BB 3K) was sharp in the Phillies win over the Cubs. Orion needed just 18 pitches (15 strikes), with his sweeper winning our RP Pitch of the Day

are they trying to engineer a save for duran

mood

slime made it in last year, implying states of matter are toys. my ranking goes

1. solid (most stuff)
2. liquid (water, mercury)
3. gas (balloons, fire, steam (w water), but hard to manage)
4. plasma (ooh look at that, but rare)
6. slime
7. bose-einstein condensate (terrible controls)

ball wasn't inducted until 2009????

historic rejection of JD Vance

even the best color man should never do play by play. it’s a difference in temperament

The Calvin's dad explaining records meme. He is explaining that the two kinds of meme are Calvin's dad and Loss. Despite being a meme about Calvin's dad, this one is Loss.

culture-jamming my toddler with the 1980s version of spider-man and his amazing friends

the conclave chose a new kelce brother, poochy kelce

A poster advertising the first annual south street Ritathon where you run four miles and eat three small water ices, like an intense beer mile with more brain freeze

strongly considering participating in this water-ice-chugging-run tomorrow

Okay CTA. This is a good sign.

for some reason, chicago shakespeare is doing the merry wives of windsor--a play so bad people say that shakespeare wrote it as a favor--for an entire month

there’s a manosphere guy in the louis theroux doc that sounds just like keefe from righteous gemstones

we are as far from everything must go (2003) as everything must go was from gaucho (1980)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNmm...

real-life bobson dugnutt over here

I'd have had my paycheck on direct deposit to the Trocadero it seems.

we need to bring back “there but for the grace of g-d go i”