Yooza ribbin’ me. Have you lost your marble?

As a child I thought a concession stand was a place to get popcorn and nachos. As an adult I know a concession stand is when Hakeem and Chuck make a speech.

Hmmm. In my experience term limits give the power to career lobbyists and campaign funders. Reform the whole system, don’t pull one small lever.

You mean childhood.

Ashes to ashes.

What’s your proof?

WELL NO SHIT YOU ARE! WHO ELSE DID YOU THINK YOU WERE? BRATWURST?!

Let me tell you about mayonnaise.

Yall it’s the same predatory companies manipulating markets and governments. Read: www.verdant.net/natlcity.htm

For those attending the White House Correspondents' Dinner this weekend, a small question:

When you're sitting there at your table, do you think it'll cross your mind that the guest of honor is actively covering up his role in a massive child sex trafficking operation?

Since the anti AI crowd has taken to harassing people who post shit that isn't even generated by AI, i no longer feel obligated to avoid sharing artificial intelligence generated images.

Sorry folks, you don't get to do that AND get what you want.

Fine. But you can’t have societal.

Term limits shift power to permanent paid lobbyists.

Dudes. As a society we taught young women to walk with keys between their fingers in dark parking lots and to carry pepper spray in their purse.

So yes. I’m asking you to be responsible for the actions of other men. After all, that’s what you’ve asked of women for centuries.

It’s your turn.

Today in “weird things I never thought I’d be grateful for”: the grocery store in walking distance has no membership or loyalty cards. The listed price is the price. The sale price is for everyone, not just members. No typing in your phone number. No points. No deadnames. Just groceries.

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Can you please respond to why this is labeled Fringe Media & Disinfo?

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Just messing w you

Football is LIFE.

If the government starts being able to surveil every digital device in the country, it would be the thing to finally free me of the internet. I would really just let it all go. I'd put together an old windows 95 computer and do my writing on that. I'll use a typewriter if I have to.

I trust your new whitting will be wonderfull.

a man and a woman are raising their arms in the air with the words `` we 're not worthy '' behind them . ALT: a man and a woman are raising their arms in the air with the words `` we 're not worthy '' behind them .

That’s evil… I am in absolute awe!

Wait, you read comments?

Guess what— Texas is going to lead on this as part of Make Texas Healthy Again.

You know the limit is 239

Where even do they serve kittens with skin on for dinner? Has to be fake.

All to sell gas, yes, but mostly to force people into paying interest on auto loans. Surreal history.

Idaho sushi.

I hear from jfk there’s a raccoon looking for that.

No

I have served. I will be of service.