Posts by noel
Median yankees fan
Nolan McLean welcome to the deGrom Zone. You better make that one run of support stand up every time cuz you ain't getting any more!
Shaq: "You know what they call me, Ernie?"
Kenny: "What's that?"
Ernie: "Uh, no..."
Shaq: "Rory BlackIlroy"
post from Szabolcs Panyi with an electoral map of hungary but tbh it’s kind of shaped like queens and its blue and orange
(sort of scrolling past this a little too fast) go mets
Errol Louis you're on thin fucking ice pal. Don't ever remind me that Charlotte Clymer exists, and ESPECIALLY do not retweet her into my timeline.
Disband the Port Authority cabal
FUCK I JUST SAW THE WHITE SOX POPE HAT DID I GET BEAT TO A SERGIO MITRE JOKE?
I'm taking an Ativan just thinking about it
My friends trying to get tickets said it sold out in less than a minute lmao
“on april 7th, 2026, people stopped being born. on the same day, people stopped dying, and people stopped aging.” excerpt from 17776 by jon bois
happy april 7th, 2026 to all who celebrate
Admittedly, I'm morbidly curious what Tony Vitello managing a 73-win pace Giants team in the dog days of summer would look like. Lot of potential schadenfreude there.
Letting Julie Menin become Speaker without more pushback is gonna prove to be one of the biggest mistakes of the early Mamdani admin
Carlos Mendoza fucking sucks man. Shoulda just fired him and moved on.
WHY IS IT FUCKING DICKY LOVELADY AGAIN
I swear to fucking god if the Mets can't get a run off this white trash piece of shit...
Chuck Norris jokes were the first memes that people who weren't funny could join in on. A true harbinger.
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Hell yeah brother
And it is the sort of thing that makes him so wildly annoying to me. That is an unforced error whose niche exists to piss me off so fucking much. LEARN TO FUCKING READ YOU DUMB COCK.
Curtis Sliwa confusing James Connolly--the revolutionary socialist Irish republican who was executed after Easter Rising--with John Connolly--the FBI agent who was White Bulger's mole--at the St Pat's parade is the sort of thing that most people seem to find endearing about him.
from your lips to god's 9mm
Ecstatic that this fundamentally unlikable US team lost, and that Mark DeRosa has so thoroughly embarrassed himself on the world stage that he will never manage again in any sane circumstance. Unfortunately it means he'll probably still be on tv, despite the fact that this should be disqualifying.
“Multifamily housing is for young renters and the poor while single family homes are for established adults with children” is a really pernicious folk theory about how housing markets should work that I think is foundational to so much bad housing policy at all levels of government.
I don't know how else to say this but: This should be a career-ender. I can't imagine being on a TV desk with him and not stopping to ask if he knows the rules
stupid wop inept at cronyism gig. it's a sopranos b-plot!
Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now
additionally that leader had no experience at the job at any level except for posturing for it a bunch on TV and bragging about how many of the important guys involved he already knew