Look at her. Swearing and everything.

Websites are still doing april fools jokes, huh?

Project Hail Mary was surprising. So good!

Nothing is more un-killable than a smoke alarm with a low battery. My god.

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Hell yeah

Ohh a turn toward Sinners!

All the Oscar pools are now very confused.

Wtf is going on lol. A tie?

Seems like it’s gonna be a One Battle After Another kind of night. We’ll see.

It’s weird Casting was never an Oscar category before now

conan is the GOAT

I don’t have a hot take, I just enjoy watching the ole Oscars, ya know?

They do this wbc thing every year? ⚾️

I think it is very possible I have never bought a box of cereal in my life.

I hope it happens

I feel like I would like to get into baseball

Most words ending in “alia” are distasteful

Congrats to the McDonalds guy though. It’s not easy to capture the imagination of the entire universe.

All the burger CEOs trying to show what a big bite they can take.

“I pride myself in taking a punch and I'll gladly take another because I choose to live my life in the company of Gandhi and King. My concerns are global. I reject absolutely revenge, aggression, and retaliation. The foundation of such a method... is love. I love you Sheriff Truman.”

Totally!

I’ve got you right where I want you.

The best sea insect is shrimp, by far, and they aren’t even that good.

Nobody should eat crab. It’s too much work for a morsel that doesn’t even taste good. Also, those little guys are cute af and you shouldn’t eat them.

I would give you $3 max for a lobster tail.

Folks are being some real silly gooses about Jim Carrey’s appearance.

How to Get to Heaven from Belfast is fantastic so far. Can feel the Derry Girls in it.

Sometimes I wonder what something means and, equally, don’t want to know

Hamnet did make me cry, but not as much as I was threatened.

The new GoT is such a banger that I bought the three novellas and am almost done with the third. I recommend doing the same! 10/10 at a minimum!