Also, another lib not understanding that it’s Labour goons doing all the leaking 😬

It’s not even about it being misinterpreted as racist (most of the time), just that your colleagues (or customers) might not understand it.

This is such garbage.

Even if it wasn’t obviously in bad faith, not using idioms that people don’t understand is just sensible.

Absolutely, he isn’t actually a vampire, he’s jus there, on the council, creeping everyone out with his dead little doll eyes

Sorry, I was incorrect, *Jared Leto* is on the Vampiric Council 🙏

Counterpoint: Morbius is definitely on the vampire council

Underrated factor how many people will have worked for someone like Starmer, and can enjoy him getting wrung through the mangle of a purely apolitical level.

There’s no way Bori… hang on😬

The Noticing begins

Nah, he’s getting his shots in.

Starting to think hanging out the chief vizier to dry wasn’t the best strategic move

Big Keith doing what he does best.

Shouldn’t be counted as part of the MCU

Love that the breaking news is “we just read the documents that were released seven months ago”

No one’s coming out of this looking good

Yeah, girlbossed it a bit too much

Trying to remember which hack accidentally outed her 🧐

Ping pong guy speaks

I’m putting myself on notice

lol, lmao

Keir Starmer trying not to make another mistake

Have you got a minor member of the aristocracy and/or MI6 agent to front it?

That’s true enough, like all the partygate stuff that did for Boris was stuff the press had been sitting on for over a year 🤷‍♂️

I mean I think it shows you can, right up until the point the editor has decided it’s enough

Add to the long list of things he wasn’t aware of

Top stenography here 🙏

“I never seen them things”

Keith Rules trying not to step on another rake

They’re doing the Skinner meme again

About this, huh…

Ran a half-marathon once, spent a good 4 miles behind a pantomime horse.

Real ego-death moment.