With all this talk of Ross Ulbricht being pardoned, I wanted to recommend the book “American Kingpin” based on his story. Extremely entertaining read. Highly recommend!

Remember when Apple Vision Pro was a thing almost a year ago? Is VR out for 2025?

Have to give props to Vrabel. He is putting together quite the staff with McDaniels and Williams as OC and DC and Tony Dews from the Jets as RB coach. Night and day difference in experience compared to last season.

Oh man I feel so bad for Mark Andrews. Thats going to be a tough one to forget.

The only Trump that deserves any credit for “saving” TikTok is Baron. Crazy to say but I do believe without him than the Presidents stance on the ban never would have changed.

Me: Today will be a great day
Anxiety: lol, no

Anybody else have a TV show they know is good but can’t get into? For me it’s severance. The 1st episode just makes me feel so unsettled and anxious- pretty sure that’s the point which is excellent film-making but just a tough watch for me.

Going to give it another go tonight after bills/ ravens

Wow the dodgers just casually signed one of the best relievers on the market. Surprise surprise

Is Gibbs the number one pick in redraft leagues next year? 👀

For anyone else who is really loving Balloonerism- highly recommend watching the accompanying short film on Amazon prime afterwards. Super weird and hypnotic. Mac would have loved it and goes to the album perfectly.

More excited for tomorrow nights Ravens vs Bills game than any potential Super Bowl matchup. Going to be a good one!

It’s a joke. They have like 10 starters

Dodgers are ruining baseball

Would it surprise anyone if Joel Embiid retired from basketball within the next couple of years?

Haha found myself tuning in these past couple of weeks after the Mayo/ Vrabel news. Just terrible as always

New ( technically old) Mac Miller album is another classic. Hard to believe he had this in the vault just sitting there. RIP

Officially getting concerned about the Celtics…albeit mildly. Hope they make a run for Kessler at the deadline

my brain: hey walk into the kitchen

me: ok now what

my brain: idk lol

House shopping in the current market is the most stressful/ vomit-inducing/ terrifying experience

Bought a home pre covid and these prices and interest rates are crazy. I’m going to be stuck in my current home forever

Every year, millions of Americans are born without the Knowing When You’re Standing Right in the Fucking Middle of the Grocery Store Aisle gene. Incurable, unfortunately

Welcome home Mike Vrabel! LFG!

Couldn’t agree more. Super disrespectful!

PSA: please don’t call me, a 35 year old man, bud or buddy. Matter of fact, don’t call anybody other than a toddler or a pet, bud or buddy.

One of my biggest pet peeves ever!

One minute you're young and fun.

And the next, you're turning down the stereo in your car to see better.

While I would love Vrabel as coach of the Pats, the thought of what Johnson would do for Maye has me so irrationally excited. He is my top choice but I’d be happy with either guy.

carefully placing the adorable drawing my four-year-old has brought me onto the pile of 1000 other adorable drawings and letting it cure for a few weeks until it's ready to throw in the trash

This Jerry Springer doc is WILD

Huge shoutout to Los Angeles for booing the absolute fuck out of Hulk Hogan last night. 😂 Really does the heart good. The schadenfreude will get me through the day.

Zingus with the nut shot of all nut shots

Finally finished Raw and avoided spoilers. That was absolutely not a “Wrestlemania esque “ show

Presentation was sick though. Very excited for the Netflix era regardless of a clunky first show