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Posts by Kallisto Keen

Seeing someone muted on Discord and not remembering if they’re someone I’ve muted because they’re one of the most insufferable people in the world or whether they were just mean about Avatar

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If they think that's impressive, they should check out his work in Jack and Jill

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Nothing but Aerosmith

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Shrimp. Heaven. Now.

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Who would you have host MasterChef?

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I’ve somehow perfectly curated my Instagram reels into content meant to give me an eating disorder

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White girl perfectly performs Double Deez at karaoke

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People seem to be mad at Materialists, which is probably a sign that it’s destined to be my FOTY (film of the year)

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Oh no I'm Benson Boone pilled

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They adding The Cleveland Show to Fortnite? Can't wait to play as David Lynch

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Twitch Twitch is the world

We're so back www.twitch.tv/postmpanda

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There's a 50/50 chance that Good Doctor has an episode where they accidently "cure" a patient's autism while doing brain surgery. It's that possibility that keeps me coming back

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It's the only reason we know Sainsbury's used to sell rabbit

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Nothing more annoying than British people who use the American pronunciations for words

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We've had the show about Luthen's Lesbians, it's time to focus on Mon's Gays

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EPISODE 397: Singles For The Hot Dog Man Podcast Episode · Boonta Vista · 24/05/2025 · 1h 7m

Hey this was a real funny one. Honest.

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Dr Shaun Murphy but he’s a PHD in History

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I'm assuming you mean romancing Carth

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Ladies and Gentlemen, we have caught and compromised to a permanent end Valerie the miniature dachshund

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You want proof boycotts don’t work in the west: go to the gaming channel on any leftist discord and watch any principles melt away for the opportunity to play a remaster of a bad game from two decades ago

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I’ve defended Disney Star Wars for a long time but today they went too far: not including Nuvo Vindi in their 20th anniversary animation artwork

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Toydarian Chappell Roan

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Love going onto Tinder and seeing that the following people have liked me:

Ugly man who has put down woman to see what’s out there
Ugly man who has put down woman to see what’s out there
Middle aged couple looking for a third
Ugly man who has put down woman to see what’s out there

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Of course I have DSLs: Dexter (Jettster) Sucking Lips

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Thinking a lot about what life must have been like for the guy who procured the stakes for Vlad the Impaler

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I will be seated

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Spotify has decided that this morning’s daylist should be exclusively Sonic music

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Demi tries to remember the short story “for sale: baby shoes, never worn.” on BigSoftTitty.png

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Running past a really hot guy and accidentally releasing the oink of the mouthbreathing runner

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Thinking about how the opening of Mr Brightside is left audio only

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