Seeing someone muted on Discord and not remembering if they’re someone I’ve muted because they’re one of the most insufferable people in the world or whether they were just mean about Avatar
Posts by Kallisto Keen
If they think that's impressive, they should check out his work in Jack and Jill
Nothing but Aerosmith
Shrimp. Heaven. Now.
Who would you have host MasterChef?
I’ve somehow perfectly curated my Instagram reels into content meant to give me an eating disorder
White girl perfectly performs Double Deez at karaoke
People seem to be mad at Materialists, which is probably a sign that it’s destined to be my FOTY (film of the year)
Oh no I'm Benson Boone pilled
They adding The Cleveland Show to Fortnite? Can't wait to play as David Lynch
There's a 50/50 chance that Good Doctor has an episode where they accidently "cure" a patient's autism while doing brain surgery. It's that possibility that keeps me coming back
It's the only reason we know Sainsbury's used to sell rabbit
Nothing more annoying than British people who use the American pronunciations for words
We've had the show about Luthen's Lesbians, it's time to focus on Mon's Gays
Dr Shaun Murphy but he’s a PHD in History
I'm assuming you mean romancing Carth
Ladies and Gentlemen, we have caught and compromised to a permanent end Valerie the miniature dachshund
You want proof boycotts don’t work in the west: go to the gaming channel on any leftist discord and watch any principles melt away for the opportunity to play a remaster of a bad game from two decades ago
I’ve defended Disney Star Wars for a long time but today they went too far: not including Nuvo Vindi in their 20th anniversary animation artwork
Toydarian Chappell Roan
Love going onto Tinder and seeing that the following people have liked me:
Ugly man who has put down woman to see what’s out there
Ugly man who has put down woman to see what’s out there
Middle aged couple looking for a third
Ugly man who has put down woman to see what’s out there
Of course I have DSLs: Dexter (Jettster) Sucking Lips
Thinking a lot about what life must have been like for the guy who procured the stakes for Vlad the Impaler
I will be seated
Spotify has decided that this morning’s daylist should be exclusively Sonic music
Demi tries to remember the short story “for sale: baby shoes, never worn.” on BigSoftTitty.png
Running past a really hot guy and accidentally releasing the oink of the mouthbreathing runner
Thinking about how the opening of Mr Brightside is left audio only